If you are contacted by individuals seeking to sell photocopiers and copier supplies, under no circumstances accept any free or owed services. Instead contact Upper Management immediately. These individuals, known in the office supplies industry as the "Toner Pirates", are a fraudulent scam.

Al Miles's term of employment with Chook Industries has been reinstated. Al resigned in April of this year due to illness. Healthy and working again, Upper Management would ask that all employees give him a warm re-welcome him to the Chook Family.

Date: Tue, 9 Jul 2002 12:59:11 -0400 (EDT)
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force <cibbstf@chook.net>
From: Brian Chen <brianchen@chook.net>
Subject:  What?


Am I retarded or in a time warp?  Al Miles ALREADY WAS FIRED.  It was
BRIAN CHEN, as in ME, who sent that mail.  Hell, at this rate I should ask
for a raise.  I'll probably get it.

Brian Chen

PS - The theme still looks like shit!

Al Miles has been asked to resign from his position at Chook Industries because of his comments about the web site theme yesterday. While respecting his opinions and his right to speak them, Upper Management feels that it is in both his and the Chook Family's best interest that he be let go.

Chook Industries wishes everyone a happy 4th of July!

Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 11:57:20 -0400 (EDT)
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force <cibbstf@chook.net>
From: Brian Chen <brianchen@chook.net>
Subject:  The Crap Theme


I'm taken up the torch for the wronged Al Miles who was recently fired
because he spoke out against the theme crap going up on the Chook Website.
IT LOOKS LIKE A JOKE.  For those of you who don't know, part of the reason
why Al was so upset about it in the first place, was that the Writer's
Guild always gets consulted before a new theme goes up.  And every time all 
our suggestions for the page theme are thrown in the bin.  It's humiliating.
What happened to our New York New York Theme?  And why the hell is the
title bar and splash page all pixelated, and where has all the color gone.
This has got to stop, or at least the Writer's Guild stops needing to be
consulted for the farce that has become the decoration strung about the
Chook Site.

Brian Chen

The National Weather Service has issued an Extreme Heat Advisory warning over the next three days. It is important you stay hydrated by drinking plenty of fluid, and eating tasty wholesome snacks like apples or fresh picked strawberries. Light colored clothing is also recommended, and remember if you are bored with classic whites and khakis, you can always spunk up the day with fluorescents to combat hot weather.

The Janitorial survey issued today will be used to assess and grade the level of service provided by the Maintenance staff. Feedback will be used to improve these services. The results will be posted on the Big Board on Thursday. It is mandatory that these forms be completed and returned.

Rick Schroder, Cliff Woodman's assistant, has said that he will take down the Chooky Doo Theme over the weekend or Monday morning. This means that the site may not be working correctly during these times

The phone service will be unavailable from noon till 5 pm today. During this time employees would be asked to use Instant Messenger.

The Nasty Sherman bet is now over. All employees who have not been bathing are required to bathe.

For Sale Clarification: The Stuffed Animal for sale is a toy stuffed animal and not a mounted stuffed. Price $3.00. If interested, please contact TJ. (This post was approved by Will Jaffe.)

Date: Fri, 08 Mar 2002 11:49:37 -0500
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force
From: Alice Woods
Subject: Themes

If the Chooky Doo Theme is coming down, will the Garjoe theme go back
up?  On a side note, I saw Chopping Mall this weekend.  If anyone likes
slasher flics, it is a pretty good one.  I recommend it.  :p

Alice

For Sale: Stuffed Animal $3.00. If interested, please contact TJ. (This post was approved by Will Jaffe.)

Cliff Woodman will be leaving for his two week vacation tomorrow to do some fishing and drink Corona in the Florida Keys. This means that if there are problems with the site, Cliff will not be able to take care of them since he won't be around. However in such instances, Cliff's assistant, Rick Schroder may be contacted. His extension is the same as Cliff's, 7722.