Tuesday Talk Tank - "Macrobiotics and other markets that aren't good
investments" with Reverend Caruther's in the Snack Room Tuesday at 3pm.
The Clown Squad has once again complained to the Chook Industries BBS
Task Force (CIBBSTF) that they have not been referred to as the Clown
Cartel. The Chook Industries BBS Task Force (CIBBSTF) would like to
remind the Clown Squad that for reasons related to continuity, that
their request cannot be processed at this time. Additionally, if the
Clown Squad would apologize for taking and breaking all of the No. 2
pencils from the Chook Industries BBS Task Force's (CIBBSTF) filing
cabinet for the purposes of crack pencils, maybe their requests
would be reviewed with a greater degree of consideration.
Missing: If you've seen a "Squeegee" could you please return it to TJ.
The Clown Squad has asked Upper Management to consider placing "The
Simpsons" 1991 Konami arcade unit into the snack room. In an attempt to
show that there is a wide spread support for the purchase of the arcade
machine among staff, The Clown Squad is also trying to raise money which
will be put forward to the machine's purchase. If you want to show your
support, be sure to drop nickels, dimes, quarters and loose bills into
the "Dream Token Jar" next to the microwave in the snack room.
The group of employees who loosely refer to themselves as the Clown
Squad have complained to the Chook Industries BBS Task Force (CIBBSTF)
because their name is not in fact the Clown Squad, but the "Clown
Cartel". The Chook Industries BBS Task Force (CIBSSTF) apologizes to
the Clown Cartel for this error, however for continuity reasons, the
Chook Industries BBS Task Force will not be reediting any of the content
already posted on the Chook Industries Employee BBS (CIEMB).
For Sale: Squeegee - Like New! $2.00 or best offer. Please contact TJ.
There have been complaints among staff about the recent cancellation of
the "Book of the Month" portion of the Employee BBS. Because of the
number of complaints that upper management has received, the matter will
be reconsidered for reevaluation.
Chook Industries Network Administration (CINA) apologizes for the
slowness of the network for the past couple days. This was caused by a
faulty switch which was duplicating packets, so resultantly flooding the
network with packets. The problem had to be cured manually as it could
not be tracked by either IP address or ethernet address.
Book of the Month: "The Verve: Crazed Highs and Horrible Lows" selected
by Petra Jolles.
"Book of the Month" on Employee BBS Cancelled: The "Book of the Month"
portion of the Employee BBS has been permanently canceled due to a
general lack of enthusiasm, irregularity of "Book of the Month"
submissions (movie, television shows and video games submissions do NOT
count, NOR ever have) and the fact that "Book of the Month" selection
depletes 6% of the Chook Industries annual budget. This month will the
final "Book of the Month" on the Chook Industries Employee BBS.
Employees who purchase their Mouse Pads through Beagles Unlimited will
receive a 15% discount. Outer space and marine life prints are now
Warning: If any employee is caught playing "crack pencils", "whip
pencils", "jab pencils", "strip-n-tip draw" or any pencil/ pen variant
game, they will be suspended one week without pay. Although this
warning has been aimed at all staff, it is namely aimed at the group of
employees who refer to themselves as the "Clown Squad".
Pam Ellis would like to thank everybody for their cooperation in using
parking lot B yesterday.
Pam Ellis would like to remind employees who use parking lot B are asked
to park across the street on Monday due to the luncheon.
Notice: Interested in being the Beagles Unlimited Auxiliary Paintball
Team Mascot? If so please email Ted Fathers.