For Sale: Pewter Renaissance style mug $5.00. If interested, please contact TJ. (This post was approved by Will Jaffe.)
Yes, clay is included along with Play-Doh.
The plastic piece covering the phone receiver is not to be used to shave
Play-Doh because it gets clogged in the receiver's holes making it
impossible for a voice to get through.
All employees who were two hours late arriving in on the courtesy
shuttle bus yesterday will not be docked pay. However, if this occurs
in the future they will be. Tardiness to work is not excusable because
of Bug Warden searches. Delays should be expected, and employees
should take this into account so as to allocate themselves enough time
to get into work.
If you have a suggestion for this year's company philanthropy, please
contact Pam Ellis.
The courtesy shuttle will again be running from adjacent lots. To
prevent further lice infiltration, a Bug Warden will also be on the bus.
Jams do not qualify as meeting company dress code
The head lice are now believed to have entered the building through the
shuttle bus. Since it is still unknown how this occurred, until more
details surface, the shuttle bus and Lot B will remained shut down to
prevent further security breaches. Employees will continue to receive
$0.50 or a bag of Doritos to help compensate for transportation fees.
The memo that went out saying "Turd, turd, turd - turd is the word," for
this month's upcoming Beach BBQ is wrong. The song is "Bird, bird, bird
- bird is the word." Please make corrections where applicable and
contact Pam Ellis if you have questions.
Due to inspection, the courtesy shuttle bus will not be running tomorrow
from the parking lots to the Chook Industries building. Employees would
be asked to provide themselves with other means of getting into the
building. Because of these extenuating circumstances, all employees
will receive $ 0.50 or one free bag of Doritos as compensation for
transportation fees and are encouraged to look into taxis and splitting
After so many employees testing positive for head lice, it is possible
that lice were planted in the Chook Industries building. This is not
meant to alarm employees, but only to reassure them that the problem is
under control and being looked into. As soon as more information is
available, it will be posted here.
Lot B will be closed this coming Monday and Tuesday for inspection.
Please park in the adjoining lots and use the courtesy shuttle bus to
get to the main building.
Employees are asked to quit using the photocopy machine as a Guillotine in
the new game called Photo-Chop. If employees are caught doing so,
similar action will be taken against them as was done for those caught
playing crack pencils.
Rumors that Alice Woods would also be conducting a cough test for male
employees during the lice inspections are not true. Please stop asking
The Writer's Guild position recently left open after the dismissal of Al
Miles will be filled Ed Eliot. Welcome aboard Ed!