Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 09:43:31 -0400 (EDT)
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force
From: Louis Bouchelle <louisbouchelle@chook.net>
Subject:   Beer Garden

Hello, is Louis.  Perhaps a beer garden would be an addition magnifico'.
Sipping a cool beer, looking at the beautiful women.  This is the life is
it not.  No?  If there is interest in this, I can look into it for Chook.
Send me a mail.

Louis Bouchelle Esq.

Apologies are extended to all staff for the disorganization surrounding yesterday's garbage disposal seminar. For those who could not attend yesterday, they have been rescheduled for today and Friday. An outside speaker has also been booked to talk on both these days.

Another Picnic this Friday! See you all there!

Jer-Bear

Kurt Watson's misuse of the garbage has resulted in a fractured finger yesterday and he is now fine and recovering. To prevent such incidents from occurring in the future all employees will be required to take a garbage disposal seminar which will be given Wednesday, Thursday and Friday of this week during lunch time. Please sign up as slots are available on one of the three days. The purpose of this seminar will be to instruct all employees how to dispose of garbage in a safe manner.

Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 08:15:42 -0400 (EDT)
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force <cibbstf@chook.net>
From: Brian Chen <brianchen@chook.net>
Subject:  The Al Miles Theme

I have a new idea for a possible theme, the Al Miles theme.  What does
everybody think?

Brian Chen

Very funny to whoever put the tins of beans in Radiation Badge Bag. This is not a food drive.

Pam Ellis

It is time to turn in your radiation badge. The new badges are yellow with a star covering August 1st through October 30th. Please return the green badge with the beaver to ACME shopping bag by the Big Board marked "Badge Return".

Pam Ellis

The Petty Cash Office will not be making change any longer for the Gauntlet arcade machine. This is not the intended purpose of this office.

For Sale: 6 Boxes of Snappers at $0.75 each, or all six for $4. If interested, please contact TJ. (This post was approved by Will Jaffe.)

Thanks for the great time everybody on Friday. Next time people, let's leave the fireworks at home. Not cause I'm particularly scared that we'd get in trouble with the cops, since half the people there were cops anyway. But just so nobody gets hurt. I think my dog Peaches may have suffered a bottle rocket wound. I'll probably be hosting another picnic in a couple weeks. I'll be sure to keep everybody posted.

Jer-Bear

I will be reverting page back to the original theme by next week.

Cliff

Upon further investigation the supposed nest of baby black widow spiders that was set on fire today with aerosal can was discovered to only a be several balls of cotton taped together with scotch tape. This behavior must stop and if it doesn't actions will be taken.

Fellow Chook-ers, Beth and I will again be hosting summer picnics at our home. The first one will be on Friday.

Jer-Bear

Certain sections of the Chook Building are currently unsafe because of either faulty wiring or a major plumbing problem. As a result, there will be a partial power outage in the Admin Wing, Module D and the living quarters tomorrow around noon to try and discover the possible source of these problems, which are unknown as of now.

Aerosol cans are still not to be made into flame throwers even if you are killing black widow spiders. It is highly unprobable that black widow spiders would be in the Chook building anyway.