Since possible foul play has been suspected in the voting process for the 2002 King and Queen, votes will be recast from noon today till 5 PM tomorrow. Please vote.  

Message from TJ:

Date: Fri, 11 Nov 2002 09:32:20 -0500
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force
From: Ted Jobs 
Subject: May we have dignity

It is one thing that the firing of Clown Squad members from Chook meant
the dissolution of the Human Interest Board, something else that they
were rehired by Beagle's Unlimited, another thing that after this
happened they purchased a gaming machine (with stolen money) that came
to rest  in Chook's staff lounge now cohabited constantly by the Clowns
preventing actual Chook employees from using the lounge, even yet
another thing the Clown Squad stole from me, played malicious jokes,
destroyed property and were not caught or punished by the completely
useless PRANKS.  But, the final straw is that I've been accused of
stuffing the ballot box for the 2002 King and Queen.  I've had it. I
put it to PRANKS and Upper Management to work this out.  Some of us do
have dingy, and are sick of it being abused and tarnished by a small
minority.

Ted Jobs

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"Men... do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine
Corps or glory or any other abstraction. They fight for one another.
[And] if you came through this ordeal, you would age with dignity."

William Manchester, 1388

To Randy: No, it's not like I expected you to call anyway. But the least you could have done was return my fucking bra. You're such a prick.

If you are the owner of a "Whore of E-Bay" t-shirt, please stop by the reception desk in the lobby and claim said shirt. Tee size is XXXL, so one can only assume that it belongs to someone rather portly.

You've seen the posters and the Gauntlet Lunch-a-thon starts today! Pay your 2 dollar entry fee and book your place NOW, NOW, NOW! Play Gauntlet, win one of our famous door prizes, kick back to the sounds of Zeppelin and be sure to hang around for the belly dancer intermission! Every Tuesday, same bad place, same bad time, same bad Gauntlet Machine! Games begin at 4.

Who do you think should be the King and Queen of the Chook Industries 2002 New Year's Bash? Be sure your vote is counted and drop your nomination in the ballot boxes located at either end of the break room. REMEMBER: one entry per person. Doubles will be discarded. All voters are required to include their name and extension for their ballot to be counted. Make your voice heard! Get out there and vote today!

Due to employee concerns about the use of comp time, Human Resources will be hosting a Q&A session this Thursday at 3:00 p.m., in the Corporate Training Centre East. Tickets are $3.00, or approximately hour of comp time. Please feel free to contact Pam Ellis with questions. See you there!

Three cheers for district 7! In Q3, D7 out sold D's 3, 6, 12 and C4! They also led RFP's and BS's with a staggering 3,674 total PPQ! As Q3 sales leaders, everyone in D7 has won tickets to see D12 at the 9:30 club in D.C.! WTG, guys!

Larry Snow would like to announce that he is back from Christmas Vacation and that Chook Industries will be resuming normal activities. Mr. Snow would like to remind employees to check the Employee BBS with regularity and that America is currently at war.

It's on! Asian Christian Prayer group present "Rave for Jesus" this Saturday in the Meridian Room. Bring your glow sticks and pacifiers.

Due to the Protocol and Safety Stand Down on Wednesday, December 12, the Thunder-O shoe-mobile visit, which was also scheduled for Wednesday, has been rescheduled for Monday, December 17th. Hours of operation will be the same.

Lot B paving is completed, and employees are urged to once again utilize the lot. This is due in part to complaints from mall security about Chook employees leaving vehicles unattended for long stretches of time. Employees are reminded that unattended vehicles on Chook property will be towed, and the owner fined. Fines are payable in cash or comp time.

A memo from Larry Snow:

Any sports leagues or teams are not to be affiliated with Chook Industries in any way. Chook will neither supply, fund, nor support any after hours carousing between employees. Your own time, your own dime. Bitches.

The Thunder-O shoe-mobile has been rescheduled to come Wednesday, December 12. The shoe-mobile will be located adjacent to cafeteria from 10 AM to 3 PM. In case of inclement weather the shoe-mobile will be located in the cafeteria. Catalogs, price information, measurement charts, and shoe forms are available at the stock room.

Effective Dec. 14th, Christmas Club money will be available for withdrawal. Due to an internal processing snafu, all Christmas Club money paid out in comp time, is to be used before Dec. 31st. Chook Industries wishes its entire family a very merry Christmas!