Would Kermit please "kindly" pick up his pager.

All employees should realize that re-painting parking spaces is not an acceptable solution for being unable to find a parking place. If you are having problems with finding parking spaces, direct your complaints to Human Resources. Please be sure to follow the appropriate rules when lodging complaints; be they in reference to parking woes, or any other legitimate complaints.

The LV Boiler House Sub Station has developed a harmonics hum. The problem will be rectified at 1:00 pm this afternoon by switching in a second transformer to share some of the load. This means that blocks C-E and the shed will be without power for approximately 5 minutes. Please save your work on your computer if your section is affected. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Because no definition of what a revote was or what constitutes one could be found, no further Wednesday civics classes will be offered. As compensation, those who are still interested will be offered a free course in how to build your own web page and put it on Geocities to exercise your freedom of speech. Sample pages will include: your likes and dislikes, mini bios, favorite musical act, family, vacation pictures, web journals and funny links.

Stop letting Peanut the stray puppy in the building.

Because of funding problems, Lot C will not be repaved. Mr. Snow has decided that the space in front of the building needs widened so he has enough space to park his Hum-V.

Pam Ellis would like to thank those who remembered it was her birthday. However, she was badly upset by the fact that her age was posted. In the future, would employees please get consent before posting personal details so as to respect privacy.

Please join the entire Chook family in wishing a very warm and happy birthday to Pam Ellis! She turns 36 this Friday. Happy B-Day, Pam!

A civics course is being offered on Wednesday the 30th to alleviate recent confusion surrounding what constitutes a revote and how to access and use the "Revote the Vote: It is your Free Constitutionalization". All employees are urged to attend.

Would Kermit please pick up his pager.

The right-hand lift will be temporarily out of service Wednesday to allow it to be re-roped. The left-hand lift be out of service Thursday for similar maintenance.

To Martha: You don't need a bra if you are a drunk. Or don't you remember not being able to keep your tits in your dress at New Years? For every rum and coke you had, you must have flashed 20 people. You think you are funny and cute, but you're not. Like your anniversary idea that we do drawings, because it was a "couple thing". The only thing these drawing show is how much of a fool I was.

The handwritten message that was taped to the Power Wheels Jeep by the entrance door, "Midgets! Now THERE'S something you don't see every day" is not appropriate, especially considering there is a midget who delivers pizza to Chook Industries and is required by Mr. Snow to deliver the pizza to his office in the Power Wheels Jeep for an extra 10 dollar tip.

A petition entitled, "I asked for my name to be cleared, not a revote!", is currently going around in opposition to the recent revote for the 2002 King and Queen which occurred previously this week on the grounds that many employees had difficulty accessing and understanding how to use the "Revote the Vote: It is your Free Constitutionalization" web page on the employee portion of the Chook Industries web site. If you have questions, please contact TJ.

Employee complaint about the voting issue.

-----Original Message-----

Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 11:329:41 -0500
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force
From: Ted Jobs 
Subject: Democracy for all...

This revote is not democracy, but propaganda of the invisible
dictatorship who seeks a coup.  If you were asked to believe that
America was using an argument of morality to cover its imperialist ends
in Afghanistan, would you believe it!  Of course not!  There is a right
and wrong fight.  So give Alice and I our respective crowns and cash
prize, for we will have our rightful moment in the spotlight.

Ted Jobs