The Moto Moto shoemobile (which used to be the Thunder-O shoemobile) will once again be at Chook Industries on Friday at 2 PM. The truck will be located in Lot C. Chook Industries has agreed to reimburse all employees up to $75.00 towards shoe purchase as part of this years early bird Christmas Bonus. Moto Moto will accept cash, check or credit card for the difference.

It is not appropriate behavior to put pictures of bathroom "skidz" for ranking on the Big Bulletin Board. This area is designated for serious posting.

Wanted, drummer for Dinosaur Jr. tribute band called Dinosaur Sr. If you are interested please email Kurt Watson.

In the past it has been common practice at Chook Industries to post notices and flyers on doors. However, yesterday, an employee lost his tooth, when a door with a sign on it he was reading unexpectedly opened and caught him in the mouth. It was lucky the employee wasn't any shorter, otherwise the door knob would have gone in his eye and in all likelihood blinded him for life. To ensure that these accidents do not happen in the future, please do not put signs, non-essential notices, stickers or stamps on doors. This does not apply to Chook Industries Notices (C.I.N.s).

Please help yourself to the "free" soap shavings outside Larry's office.

HELLO Larry Snow

Due to recent vandalism, all the paper towel dispensers have been removed from the bathrooms. Until further notice, or the perpetrator(s) is identified, no bathrooms will have paper towels.

The repairs on the Chook Industries Cafeteria (CHC) were not performed on Monday due to worker illness. They have been rescheduled for Wednesday, 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM. The CHC will then be closed for the rest of the day for cleaning. Please note that it is against company policy to consume food outside of the CHC.

Message from Larry Snow: As this year's Christmas Bonus, there will be a trip to Chinchilla. All are invited to come to this enchanted land! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Date: Thu, 5 Dec 2002 06:32:38 -0500 (EST)
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force <cibbstf@chook.net>
From: Brian Chen <brianchen@chook.net>
Subject:  Love is in the Air

Wow Pam.  So you think of TJ as a man?  Do you picture him chopping
lumber?  That type of man?  Or is he more like the "When a man loves a
woman" song?  Pammy!!!  Pam and TJ sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage then comes a baby in the baby
carriage!

Brian Chen

The Chook Industries Cafeteria (CHC) will be closed on Monday for repairs. The timing of the repairs will be set so as to cause minimal disturbance. Please remember that despite this, employees are only allowed to eat during their scheduled lunch shift.

I would like to clarify that TJ and I did not date, unless working together on a food drive is now considered a date. This is not to demean TJ in any way. Because unlike some of the jerks who work here (and there is no need to name names), TJ is a very nice man.

Pam Ellis

Date: Mon, 02 Dec 2002 13:17:44 -0500
To: Chook Industries BBS Task Force
From: Louis Bouchelle <louisbouchelle@chook.net>
Subject:   Post Accident

Hello.  Is Louis.  It was I who pooped in the post room.  After mails of
confusion, I believed that we possessed a poop room.  No?  It is very
foreseeable my misunderstanding.  I offer my apologies for this offending,
but it is not that great of a deal is it.  No?  In one sense it is
artistic is it not; the act but of course.

Louis Bouchelle Esq.

"WE" think it was TJ who pooped in the post room. IT MAKES SENSE. Only TJ is angry that he can't use the Chook bathrooms SINCE HE IS INSANE and has to walk all the way over to Burger King to take a leak. Additionally, TJ is a proclaimed THIEF as his one time nickname "the Honeybun Bandit" would indicate. TJ therefore cannot be trusted. Even though TJ is obviously guilty, it is still our feeling he is entitled to a fair trial. If there is a trial, Brian Chen has said that Pam Ellis should not sit the jury since she dated him. Remember to drop by the Employee Lounge and play some Gauntlet and NO BITCHES ALLOWED unless YOU GET YOUR TITS OUT.

The Clown Squad in cooperation with Brian "Donkey Dick" Chen

TJ wanted to bring attention to the fact that he felt he was being subjected to unfair treatment because he couldn't use the Chook Industries toliets since the toilets are considered public facilities and as such are currently off limits to all employees receiving mental health treatment with the pending Post Room Investigation.

Will Jaffee