I shall now expound on the method with which this shall be accomplished with the aid of some socialist theories. Chook Industries owns everything posted on the Chook Industries Message Board.  As such those who are employed by Chook Industries own everything posted on the message board also.  Since I am an employee of Chook, I too own everything on the Chook Industries' message board in a socialist sense.  To use a metaphor, the Chook Industries message board is like the communal food tray by the office coffee pot that has the 10 day old cupcakes which one of the secretary's brought in from her son's birthday party.  Nobody wants to eat the cupcakes, but when they can't find change for the snack machine and get really desperate, they eat those communal cupcakes.  People take the cupcakes, I take the messages.  As such I will be taking select writings from the Chook Industries Message Post and putting them on my board and claiming them as my own, because in essence they are mine, even though they are not.   I am only targeting specific people. 

A lot of people ask me why exactly I am doing this, or even more to the point, why I am the way I am.  When I was 15 I went to a They Might Be Giant's concert and I asked one of the John's for his autograph and he said "No" and walked off.  I turned around and a guy in a Misfits shirt said, "They don't fucking time for you.  You're fucking nobody, nor will you ever be."  From that day forward I vowed to become one of the most powerful individuals in a forum of my choosing.  Today, the Internet is that chosen forum, and I am well on my way to becoming one of the most powerful individuals on it.  You can email me redd-dave@zdnetonebox.com if you have questions.