The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Larry's Recipe for Caffeinated Rice
1. Get your rice cooker.
2. Put in 1/2 cup of rice and 1/2 of cup of water (or however you normally prepare your rice in the rice cooker - I always add
a bit more than a 1/2 cup of water).
3. Add a teaspoon of instant coffee (or however much you'd use to make yourself one cup)
4. Stir it up to make sure the instant coffee dissolves into the water. It may be easier to add the water and coffee first and the
rice last.
(Posted at 12:05:23 PM EDT.)
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Employee BBS Update TIME
I'd better do another update.
(Posted at 8:21:58 AM EDT.)
Soap Shavings
I put some soap shavings in my underwear. It is a good way to keep clean all day.
(Posted at 8:20:13 AM EDT.)
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I did an Employee BBS Update
I thought it was pretty good. Maybe the best ever. How come nobody is here...
(Posted at 11:42:00 AM EDT.)
If Chook is now open...
Then how come no one is here... I'd better update the employee BBS.
(Posted at 11:39:16 AM EDT.)
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CHOOK IS NOW OPEN
You know it is has been like 10 months since for no REASON I closed CHOOK DOWN. But today, I realized that the
English language makes no sense. Like, you know the phrase, "the fabric of time"? Well now, how come they don't use cotton in place of time?!?!
If they did, then it would parallel, cause cotton makes fabric not TIME. But NOBODY KNOWS WHY!!! IT IS TRULY A
CONUNDRUM!!!
(Posted at 11:38:13 AM EDT.)
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Monday, February 24, 2003
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Owwww
These new sneakers make my feet ache. I'm taking them back tonight. I should have bought a pair of Timbo's instead.
(Posted at 2:56:22 PM EST.)
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Tuesday, February 18, 2003
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Winter Time
I love it when we get a February snow storm like this. I mean, you think winter is all over and done with, and then, BAM! Sneaks up on ya'. Times like these I really appreciate that Hummer V.2.0 I got sitting out there. If I can get to my parking space, then I don't let them plow the lot. If I can do it, everyone should be able to. Jim said, "Not everybody has a Humvee, Larry..." That's right Jim. Not everybody does. Some of us drive RAV-4's . And by the way, Jimmy, It's Tuesday, 10:20 am, and you're late to work.
(Posted at 9:18:15 AM EST.)
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Thursday, January 30, 2003
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2 Big Macs
Dinner is served! 2 Big Macs for 2 bucks- that's what I call delicious!
(Posted at 9:12:13 PM EST.)
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Thursday, December 19, 2002
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Larry Claus
Larry Claus will be in the building all day today. If you see Larry Claus, don't forget to ask for a special treat! If you've been nice all year, Larry Claus just might have a little something for your! Ho ho ho!!!!
(Posted at 8:33:41 AM EST.)
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Wednesday, December 18, 2002
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Ho Ho Ho!
I can hardly wait! 7 days and counting! I wonder what Santa is going to bring me this year. Whatever it is, I hope it's Asian...
(Posted at 6:44:27 PM EST.)
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Thursday, December 12, 2002
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Cryogenics
I wonder if I should get into cryogenics. I heard that Walt Disney made a fortune off of it.
(Posted at 4:58:56 PM EST.)
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Yay Pam!
Pam guessed that I was in my office. Kudos, Pam. Can't put one past you!
(Posted at 2:16:52 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, November 27, 2002
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Trav-A-Larry
That's my name! It's almost turkey day and I'm on the road! Nobody knows where I am, either. I bet they'll never guess it in a million years.
(Posted at 9:45:37 AM EST.)
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Monday, November 25, 2002
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On the road
Big bad Larry-daddy on the road! Where is he? Got the laptop in the hotel- mobile Larry, telecommuting. I'll pay a week's vacation to anyone who can correctly guess where Larry is.
(Posted at 2:42:47 PM EST.)
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Friday, November 22, 2002
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BOLD
I like my coffee bold. I told Lindsey that I like my coffee strong, and she said "No. You like your coffee bold." How do you argue with that? Apparently I like it bold.
(Posted at 1:11:43 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, November 20, 2002
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Poetry Reading
Man. I've been thinking about my Poetry Reading all day now. I'm pretty excited.
(Posted at 12:19:28 AM EST.)
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Tuesday, November 19, 2002
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Technology.
My new computer has a black keyboard. The keys are grey. The IT guy said it makes them easier to press, that way I won't get carpool tunnel syndrome. I think he's right- they ARE easier to press.
(Posted at 2:25:27 PM EST.)
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Friday, November 15, 2002
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For Lester
Thank you! Wow, I really thought it was Thursday!
Date: Fri, 15 Nov 2002 14:20:24 -0400 (EDT)
To: Larry Snow
From: Lester Wilkerson
Subject: mindlab Date
Larry- man I justchekc your post on Mindlab. It is friday yuo were on vacation or some shit I bet that is wht you think its not.
(Posted at 12:10:33 PM EST.)
Tech Support
The guy on the tech support line put me on hold for like twenty minutes. When I finally got through, I complained about the wait, and made sure that I spoke to the supervisor on duty. She offered a phone number that I could call in order to lodge my complaint. So I did. That's pretty much been my morning.
Thank God today is Wednesday. I don't know if I'd make it all the way to Friday if it were like, Monday or something.
(Posted at 11:24:10 AM EST.)
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Thursday, November 14, 2002
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What in the world?
Where is that typwriter clacking coming from? I swear to God, when I find out, I'm going to throw that fucking thing out the window.
(Posted at 1:15:16 PM EST.)
Tigger!!!!!
SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Don't tell anyone about Tigger!
(Posted at 12:16:01 PM EST.)
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Monday, November 11, 2002
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Nite Owlz
Damn, I've been keeping too many late nights recently. But that's when the Nite Owlz come out. Keep your heads down! Night Owlz on the prowlz!
(Posted at 11:12:02 PM EST.)
Hehehe...
That's what I thought. I got your sorry asses.
(Posted at 12:28:23 AM EST.)
Svengali
A person who, with evil intent, tries to persuade another to do what is desired. Hey, check out the link below...
MYSTERY LINK...
(Posted at 12:27:05 AM EST.)
Wow!
This can't possibly be true- I bet there's still some stuff left I haven't seen yet. Somebody's trying to pull the ol' wool over Larry's eyes. I bet it's Jim. I docked him the entire month of September for calling in too much.
Jim's little prank
(Posted at 12:16:53 AM EST.)
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Saturday, November 9, 2002
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Cat Shit
The valet at the Fresno left my windows down, and two cats got into my Hummer and shit all over the dash. That son of a bitch- he's lucky I tipped him BEFORE I saw the cat shit. I had to Febreeze the living shit out of the dash. Hey, that's funny because I really did have to Febreeze the shit out of the dash. I should write this stuff down.
(Posted at 10:10:21 PM EST.)
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Ouch
That poor kitty never saw THAT coming.
Angry Japanese Sauce Hero
(Posted at 11:03:03 PM EST.)
The Sting
Good gravy. It really is the end of the world.
Po-Po
(Posted at 10:48:33 PM EST.)
For Sarah:
Get my tickets NOW.
(Posted at 10:45:37 PM EST.)
Seven Maidens
If I had my own website, it would be called "Seven Maidens". I would always be depicted as the farmer surrounded by maidens prepared to do my every bidding. On second thought, I'd make it 8 maidens. I wonder if I could get the Monty Python guy to be the webmaster.
(Posted at 10:43:19 PM EST.)
Misunderstanding
Jim had my paper all along. I'm glad I got it back before he did the crossword. I still think the times is on the verge of bankruptcy though.
(Posted at 10:47:24 AM EST.)
Friday
No newspaper this morning. Maybe they went bankrupt.
(Posted at 9:14:07 AM EST.)
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Thursday, November 7, 2002
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Tips
Maybe I should get my hair styled. That girl on the Survivor Channel Fashion Hour keeps talking about "tips". I wonder if I would look good with color "tips" in my hair. Maybe I'd look like that kid from the Mountain Dew commercial. Man, I would kill for a Mountain Dew right now.
(Posted at 9:01:38 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, November 6, 2002
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You know...
Now that I think about it, the moon is a pretty big place. I bet those are other pictures from the moon. I didn't see a NASA logo anywhere in those shots. I hope the Russkies haven't been to the moon. That's un-American.
(Posted at 10:58:33 PM EST.)
How can this be????
I'm speechless!
Brainsluce
(Posted at 10:50:14 PM EST.)
Power
I wonder if I got any votes. Sarah said she voted for Chief Moose. I didn't see his name on the ballet though...
(Posted at 10:08:08 PM EST.)
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Tuesday, November 5, 2002
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Super Tuesday
Did you remember to vote? I did. But if you didn't, you can always use the "I Voted" sticker from last election. They never change it, so people will still think that you did you patriotic duty. Come to think of it, I wish they'd get a new sticker already. I mean, all that tax money and they can't update a lousy sticker once in a while? Come to think of it, where do those tax dollars go anyway? I should have someone look into that.
(Posted at 11:49:54 PM EST.)
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Halloween
I slept through Halloween. I had the perfect costume too. I bet there's still some discount candy at WalMart.
(Posted at 12:19:07 PM EST.)
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Friday, September 13, 2002
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Dollar Days
It is virtually amazing, the Dollar Days site looks just like the Dollar Tree except that it is is on the web. Is today a Dollar Day? I don't know. We will see.
Dollar Days
(Posted at 8:28:10 AM EDT.)
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