The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Example of Number Crackers
I copied this from this off the Web:
"Psychedelic hate noise, that's my buzz phrase. NEW MIND is what happens when I sit down to make music with a computer and samplers..."
This toolbox sounds like a Number Cracker. I bet he got all the way up to fractions.
Link: Visit the Example Number Cracker on the Web
(Posted at 09:02:31 AM EDT.)
Number Crackers
That is what they call the smart white boys. Number Crackers.
(Posted at 08:59:04 AM EDT.)
The young lambs crying through the frost,
They sound like church bells, sending their voices to my tender ear drum upon on the soft wind. These are things I can't live without! My ear spasm like Jell-O and then I feel like taking a dump! Just kidding. But I do have to take a dump.
(Posted at 08:51:06 AM EDT.)
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Roller coaster of a Day
Little spinning oriental girls with flower petal arms, NOW THAT IS EXCITING!
(Posted at 09:14:16 PM EDT.)
Telephone
Sometimes when I answer the phone I put on a pig mask and pretend I am in the movie Killing Zoe. Does that mean I'm creepy? I've got a Rose Perot mask. I think that is creepier.
(Posted at 09:12:26 PM EDT.)
Avant-Tard Postcards
I was rooting through the company mail bin today and I pulled some other peoples mail out. Somebody had received a postcard. On it there are all these mountain sheep on go figure, a mountain. And the mountain sheep on this mountain were eating mountain grasses. Then there was this guy in a Speedo suit on a mountain bike riding past the mountain sheep on the mountain. I'm so glad my friend don't mail me dumb shit.
(Posted at 01:48:24 PM EDT.)
Bad Meat
The dog has been into some bad meat again. He came home with a bunch of baby white grubs on his face.
(Posted at 01:03:05 PM EDT.)
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Man or Robo
Nevermind... It was just some dude on a trapeze...
(Posted at 08:28:13 PM EDT.)
Rejected Letter to the Editor
Dear Voodoo Lady,
I do not want you Voodoo Child. Take him back.
Sincerely,
Larry Snow
(Posted at 08:25:11 PM EDT.)
Melts in Egypt not in the Nile
I heard that some explorers found food remnants of something very much like M and M's in King Tut's tomb. Go figure, King Tut eating M and M's. I read that in National Geographic.
(Posted at 07:22:22 PM EDT.)
Dear Eco-Warriors
Use one square of toilet paper when you shit. Conservation is key.
(Posted at 06:22:19 PM EDT.)
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The Poop Read I left for K-Mart
I wrote this on the bathroom wall at K-Mart. "I put a wiffle ball and bat on Layaway at your store. Then I picked it up, but I didn't pay, I kidnapped it out of the store. Then I jammed it into a soda machine outside, just like I was a cat burglar. I went back later and got my wiffle batty bat and wiffle balling wiffle out. Then I swung over to McDonalds and got my picture taken smacking Hamburglar up side his burger beefy head with my wiffle bat and I mailed the photos to the K-Mart management, the FBI and OCPD. I signed all the photos, With Love, Larry Snow." I left my home phone number below my message on the K-Mart wall and later that week the store management rang me and they gave me the third degree. I told them it was a joke. I don't know if they got it.
(Posted at 01:24:07 PM EDT.)
Tank Girl
If Tank Girl went to the Bonanza Family Style restaurant and ordered a Rib-eye, would she say "Tank you very much" when they gave her Rib-eye? I bet she would. She looks like a slut.
Link: Tank Girl
(Posted at 12:47:37 PM EDT.)
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Time to Question the State of Your Life
If you own a dog, that you refer to as a "human" because the dog is smarter than the other people that cohabit your home, you might want to question just how it is you are living.
(Posted at 08:33:01 PM EDT.)
Brawl
Show me your scabby nose. That's what he said and I punched him.
(Posted at 08:27:58 PM EDT.)
Air Traffic Control
I could bring the planes right in, and then just when the pilots weren't looking, I'd throw Styrofoam cups full of hot coffee at them just to keep them on their toes.
(Posted at 07:07:56 PM EDT.)
Funny Idea for a Movie
A stoner staring into outer space crying. If you'd like to use my idea, it is copyrighted. You'll have to pay me boku-cash in order to use my idea.
(Posted at 06:10:54 PM EDT.)
Write
More people should write stuff and post it on the Internet.
Link: Interesting Writing Stuff
(Posted at 04:46:19 PM EDT.)
Crab
I put clothespins on my nipples and I swear, my chest looked just like a little spider crab.
(Posted at 04:38:08 PM EDT.)
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The Chew Test
Did you ever notice that chewy food tends to have an odor while hard food tends to have no scent. Prove me wrong.
(Posted at 05:53:27 PM EDT.)
YOU SUCK
I've gotta remember not to offend people who listen to hardcore.
(Posted at 04:39:27 PM EDT.)
Missing Recordings
Look, there is a two day gap in my Larry Snow Mind Lab log... what happened on those two days? It is as if because the time was unaccounted for, I ceased to exist. Those two days are like the lost recordings of Larry Snow. Whence I doist releasist my box set, maybe those two unaccounted for days will appear, and will fans will go mad.
(Posted at 02:02:33 PM EDT.)
Joel
Negan, Quagan, Palestine, Do you have the Larry Time, We didn't start the fire.
Man, I love Billy Joel.
(Posted at 01:55:57 PM EDT.)
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Assistance in Mind Lab
Dr. Sbaitso has come over from the Creative Lab to assist me in the Mind Lab.
Link: Imposter Remote Dr. Sbaitso
(Posted at 05:36:55 AM EDT.)
Impostor
There is only one Mind Lab. But, I do like competition.
Link: The Impostor
(Posted at 05:22:44 AM EDT.)
Remotely
I am feeling very remote and am not remotely interested in your remotely uninteresting remote talk. I bet you are controlled by a remote.
(Posted at 05:13:58 AM EDT.)
Language
There are approximately 1500 words in the English language. There are approximately 7.9 million in the American language. STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER.
(Posted at 05:12:09 AM EDT.)
The Remote
My hand is the remote, THE REMOTE IS MY HAND.
(Posted at 05:09:44 AM EDT.)
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Bebe's Kids
Does anybody know if Bebe's Kids won an Oscar?
(Posted at 05:21:58 PM EDT.)
Sharpy Bean
Sharpy Bean is being held in the mountain stronghold by a group baddies!
(Posted at 04:47:12 PM EDT.)
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Poachers the Advertising Scheme
Poachers also make a good advertising scheme. Poachers are great comic relief. Crocodile Dundee was a box office smash hit because they made good use of Poachers. They even made a Crocodile Dundee II cause the Poacher scheme was so successful.
(Posted at 05:46:04 AM EDT.)
Show me the pony!
Somebody on the Bulletin Board called Looking, posted a message on 22:20:32 5/23/2000 looking for advertising schemes. You have come to the right place! For I am a wealth of ideas, but I do not give my ideas away. I do sell them however.
Ponies
PONIES SELL LIKE HOTCAKES!!!
Pony Pie just 5.95
Pony Wi-Hi
Pony for boy
Pony for a girl
Pony for old man Codger
Ponies around the World!
Pony + Pony equals Two Pony
Show me the Pony!
(Posted at 05:40:10 AM EDT.)
Flaming Tabasco Grey Poupon
I wonder why they haven't made Flaming Tabasco Grey Poupon. It seems to be a natural progression in the Pouponian line of food condiments. May be Grey Poupon thinks they are too good... Screw classy food. I'll just eat buffalo wing sauce on my french fries.
(Posted at 05:17:17 AM EDT.)
De'signation du contenu
Ha! Ha! That makes me laugh. I feel just like I'm in the Grey Poupon commercial. No, I don't have any Grey Poupon, but I do have a dead in eel in my pants.
Link: I think someone is manipulating figures here...
Picture: Gourmet Bulk Food Condiments is the only way to go.
(Posted at 05:12:14 AM EDT.)
List of Contents (De'signation due contenu)
Snakes
(Posted at 05:02:36 AM EDT.)
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Tooth
Black things in your tooth means it is time to brush.
(Posted at 03:06:03 PM EDT.)
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Smokey Quartz
Smokey quartz makes for a great gift for the wife or girlfriend; cause it is gem that they can do real big. I really like those smokey quartz earrings. I think they're fab.
(Posted at 06:16:46 PM EDT.)
Nevermind...
It was my finger that smelled like pepper. That's funny. But I'm not laughing.
(Posted at 03:25:09 PM EDT.)
Pepper
Something smells like pepper...
(Posted at 03:24:22 PM EDT
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Robots VS Dogs
A crazy notion, but it happens.
Picture: Robot VS Dog
(Posted at 05:04:50 PM EDT.)
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Come visit my Mind Lab. It will be updated regularly by my mind. At some point, I will write up my biography and feature it here. That is also from my mind.
- Larry Snow
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