The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Computer Beach Party
I kinda want to see the movie "Computer Beach Party" with Hank Amigo. It looks pretty good. It takes place in Texas. Amazon.com ZShops has it for sale.
Link: For Sale
(Posted at 02:16:56 PM EDT.)
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Coonskin Hats
They are all the rage. All the hip kids are wearing them.
(Posted at 01:56:59 PM EDT.)
The Major
Has anybody seen the Major? He's interested in vomit experiments.
(Posted at 12:04:14 PM EDT.)
Bitchass Leroy McCoy
It is a real name. Imagine being named that. By God, secondary schooling must have been practically unbearable.
(Posted at 09:47:03 AM EDT.)
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FM/AM
Did you know you can make a radio using everyday objects you can find around the house? I did. I don't mean to brag, but I did.
(Posted at 09:56:52 PM EDT.)
Bitchass Leroy McCoy
That isn't a real name.
(Posted at 05:29:32 PM EDT.)
Somethings Never Change, FTP Frank is still a SHITFACE
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(Posted at 12:08:01 PM EDT.)
Jokey J's
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(Posted at 12:05:15 PM EDT.)
Everybody was called Jay at the party but me.
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(Posted at 12:01:19 PM EDT.)
Which one is not the same?
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(Posted at 11:58:50 AM EDT.)
Flaky Back
I've got flaky back. What's up with that?
(Posted at 09:54:28 AM EDT.)
10 miles by Combine
So I am thinking to myself there are these two farmers and one of em' starts a howling like wounded boar. Farmer number two, who we will call Farmer Ted, says farmer number one, who we will call Farmer Lee, "Why are you howling like a wounded boar?" Farmer Ted says, "Cause I don't know how far is it to town. I have to deposit these pennies from the piggy bank into the Farmer's Bank." Farmer Lee says, "10 miles." That is a joke Steve Martin told. I don't think that is in the least bit funny and no where near as funny as "Dorf goes fishing." I had to cellophane wrap the lazy boy cause I was afraid I piss myself and ruin my chair watching "Dorf goes fishing".
(Posted at 09:34:07 AM EDT.)
Dorf
Last night I watched some of my Dorf videos. First I watched "Dorf on Golfing" and then the quite rare "Dorf and the First Games of Mount Olympus". I fell asleep and dreamt that they made a two new Dorf videos, the first called "Dorf goes Jet-Moto Racing" and the second, "Dorf meets Richard Marcinko".
Link: Rogue Warrior Portal
Picture: Demo Dick
(Posted at 07:14:29 AM EDT.)
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Subterfuge Fair
Are you going to Subterfuge Fair -
Spinach, maze, rosemary I think I've gone blind -
Willow whisp my dog,
He's got a lisp -
And the kitty has got a hair lip.
(Posted at 02:42:33 PM EDT.)
Scarborough Fair
I went to the Scarborough Fair, and I met Eddie Van Halen.
(Posted at 02:34:21 PM EDT.)
Ahhh
I awoke in a fury and made the sound "Ahhh" for 30 seconds straight. My watch is never wrong.
(Posted at 06:47:45 AM EDT.)
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Subterfuge Confessional
I left a turd in the mangier.
(Posted at 09:08:51 PM EDT.)
Subterfuge Loveline
Okay, I gotta go subterfuge. I'm about 5 weeks backlogged on Loveline episodes that I've taped off MTV. I need to watch them and take extensive notes so I can strike back with my own show, Larryline.
(Posted at 06:23:23 PM EDT.)
Operation Subterfuge
Only five months to go before I am sinking German Ships. I get a sub and I'll be the best damn subterfuger they ever saw.
(Posted at 06:19:57 PM EDT.)
Fugitive Subterfuge
In my subterfuge I have been forced to flee. I am the fugitive of subterfuge.
(Posted at 04:19:02 PM EDT.)
Subterfuge
Today I was out behind the bank subterfuging and some of the attendants came out and asked me what I was doing. I said, "subterfuge" and they asked me to leave.
(Posted at 04:16:35 PM EDT.)
The Days of My Youth
I had a vision, one Earth of Buffalo, roaming, free. I think I hear a drum.
(Posted at 09:36:24 AM EDT.)
New Drink for Starbucks
It is called a Nescrappe. Don't worry, customers won't get it you elitist pricks.
(Posted at 07:15:24 AM EDT.)
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Rubber Cork
The wine with the rubber cork in it is fancy-smancy.
(Posted at 04:35:26 PM EDT.)
Creamer of Gnaw
I ran out of milk so I mixed some coffee creamer with water for my cereal. It tastes surprisingly good. Hey FTP Frank, how many lumps of sugar does your Sarah L. who lives in the rabbit hole like to gnaw on? I don't have enough coffee creamer here to make her cereal too. She'll have to eat sugar lumps.
(Posted at 07:30:10 AM EDT.)
FTP Frank and Sarah L.
FTP Frank FTPed me again and said that he thought he had a chance with Sarah L. I bet Sarah L. lives down a rabbit hole.
(Posted at 07:24:02 AM EDT.)
Rat
I had a dream last night that a big rat ran across my chest. I woke up and yelled "RAT!!!", threw all my covers off and jumped out of bed. There wasn't any rat, but I could have sworn something ran across my chest.
(Posted at 07:22:25 AM EDT.)
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FTP Franks's Shed Address
FTP Frank lives in Frankfurt VA! Ahhh-HA-HA !!! I got you didn't I FTP Frank! You thought I was going to give out your shed address, well I didn't. Now you will forever have to sweat in fear wondering when I may or may not put your shed address up on the net. You can't stay online forever FTP Frank.
(Posted at 06:29:38 PM EDT.)
FTP Frank that is the LAST STRAW
I thought it was funny that my one post didn't have a title. I knew it was you FTP Frank all along! And to think I attributed it to the "Title Eating Monster"! I just wanted you to admit it. Now I am gonna give out the home address of your shed in the next post I put up FTP Frank. FTP FRANK'S SHED ADDRESS IN THE NEXT POST - BE SURE TO READ IT!!!
(Posted at 06:25:49 PM EDT
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The Abduction of FTP Frank
FTP Frank just FTPed me and told me that "gravy" was not the answer to the riddle. Well guess what FTP Frank, normal contributing members of society do not believe things said by people who live in sheds. And that means you FTP Frank since you live in a shed that isn't even yours I might add. Furthermore I would like to point out that it is people like you that the government targets to do their fake alien abductions and autopsies on to cover up whatever they are putting into gravy. I'm not saying I have or haven't ever worked for the government FTP Frank, I'm just saying you'd better watch it or pretty soon there is gonna be a documentary on Discovery about how FTP Frank was forced to eat blue mimeograph with the blue inky flying fat girl. So fuck you FTP Frank and the fey sailboat you sailed in on. The answer will forever and ever, ever "gravy". Now, you'd better go watch the skies FTP Frank, watch them.
(Posted at 06:16:53 PM EDT.)
Gravy Bath
Do you remember that dumbass riddle that went around a couple months ago and had everybody in an uproar? The riddle was: "There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I"ve given you the third word. What is it? __________gry?" Well I figured it out all on my own. It wasn't whatever dumbass answer they said it was it was what I discovered. The answer to the riddle is gravy. Everyone uses gravy everyday and loves it. I'm gonna go fill my bathtub with gravy right now and slide in to my gravy bath. I'm a master mind. Feel my mental wizardry.
(Posted at 06:00:51 PM EDT.)
Blue Inky Flying Fat Girl
I've been thinking about it. I didn't hap onto this whole mimeograph blue ink thing by chance; this is BIGGER than me and I know it. I'm way out of my league. This is better than Alien Autopsy, cause the blue ink is real, very real... Hell, I bet if that monster truck fat woman who spread Nutello on the Fig Newton I gave here were here right now and we had some blue ink mimeographs, she'd scarf them right up. All that blue ink would get all pasty around her fat swollen lips and she drool blue inky saliva just like a big blue fat fly. Then I'd say "Air Raid!" and her big fat blue oozing fly ass would pinball through the air in fear just like Mr. Presely. Mr. Presely said aliens are real and that why he is a memeber of the NRA cause pretty soon the aliens are going to Battlefield Earth and he wants to protect himself. FTP Frank, do me a favor, ask you new age crystal panzy friends what they think of the blue ink and monster truck fat girls who might or might not eat it.
(Posted at 02:52:11 PM EDT.)
FTP Frank get a CLUE-DOE
Money isn't in the Internet. Money or doe, as we call it around here, is in the blue ink mimeographs cause people love the way it smells. Down with FTP Frank and his world wide money pit of conspiracy.
(Posted at 02:23:45 PM EDT.)
Blue Ink
All the photocopying machines are going to get disposed of and instead we are going to use those mimeograph machines that use the blue ink cause I like the smell of that blue ink. It makes me feel funny in the head.
(Posted at 02:20:46 PM EDT.)
FTP Frank CUT IT OUT!!!
To prove that the Internet was a good investment, FTP Frank just changed the "ph" of phone to "ff" in my previous post. FTP Frank, I'm warning you. If you keep horsing around and I'm going to post the address of that shed you live in on a couple sites. I bet you are living there illegally anyway. Do the Martin's know you live in their shed? I know your mom knows the Martins, but that doesn't count for two-wong-foos in the real world. You and your shitty looser shed FTP Frank. You are on the damn net to much. You ought to go out and get some sun. Fear me FTP Frank, fear me. I know where you shed.
(Posted at 08:35:58 AM EDT.)
FTP Frank
FTP Frank ffoned me the other day and said I should invest in the Internet cause pretty soon it was going to be worth big money. Maybe. I just don't buy it.
(Posted at 08:25:07 AM EDT.)
The Title Eating Monster
A monster must have eaten the title on the post I did before this one.
(Posted at 08:13:49 AM EDT.)
Air Raid
I had to clean the Sky Lights the other day. So I got up on the roof and I started shouting "Air Raid!" and old man Presley who lives across the road hit the ground. I felt pretty bad.
(Posted at 08:11:30 AM EDT.)
Tasty
One time I met this monster truck fat woman. She was nice. I offered her a Fig Newton and she took it. She spread Nutello on it and said it was "Tasty".
(Posted at 08:07:50 AM EDT.)
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Slippery Slut Math
So there are these two denominators, and they hire a slutty numerator. The next thing you know, you have a compound fraction spit roast going on. Show me your slope.
(Posted at 09:10:50 AM EDT.)
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- Larry Snow
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