The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Wednesday, September 6, 2000
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Mistress Brandi Ryder
I looked to see if magic marker on her thigh Mistress Ming had a web site. The bad news is she doesn't, but the good news is that Mistress Brandi Ryder does. I'm so impressed by the Mistress Brandi Ryder's site. The graphics are really crisp. The name "Brandi Ryder" is great too. I bet there are a thousand Mistress Mings, but how many Mistress Brandi Ryders are there?
Link: Mistress Brandi Ryder
(Posted at 07:36:13 AM EDT.)
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Tuesday, September 5, 2000
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...Check it out...
I don't think it is her though. She was pretty ugly, or as we used to say back in those days "barf. Mistress Ming is pretty hot. I wonder what type of marker she wrote on her thigh with.
Link: Nasty Nicky Via your personal webrowser
(Posted at 08:56:06 PM EDT.)
Nasty Nicky
In 3rd Grade Nasty Nicky urinated through a straw. I was a changed man.
(Posted at 08:52:12 PM EDT.)
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Thursday, August 31, 2000
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Where has Larry been?
Don't worry about it. Cause I've risen once again.
(Posted at 09:58:34 PM EDT
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Tired of the Riddle Game
The answer to what is the white jewel of the Orient is "Fancy White Rice". I thank all of you who played.
(Posted at 01:20:40 PM EDT.)
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FTP Frank QUIT FUCKING AROUND
YOU MUST be drunk FTP Frank, cause I am seeing double. If you don't stop I'm gonna bust your ass - posting my post twice. I hope you burn FTP Frank.
(Posted at 09:17:07 PM EDT.)
Riddle Several Days after the fact... Answer 3
It is not an Elephant. Later dudes.
(Posted at 09:15:02 PM EDT.)
Riddle Several Days after the fact... Answer 3
It is not an Elephant. Later dudes.
(Posted at 09:14:55 PM EDT.)
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Riddle Day 2
I have a lot of guesses come in as to what the answer to the riddle I posted the other day was. I will give everyone a hint... it is not rice.
(Posted at 03:22:59 PM EDT.)
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Today's Riddle
What is the White Emerald of the East?
(Posted at 09:49:25 AM EDT.)
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Fiber Bran
I kick off every morning with a bowl of fiber bran. I tell you what that stuff is amazing. It should be a biological weapon it is so powerful. Food hits my stomach and it is instantly turned into organic waste. I eat a banana and it is immediately liquefied.
(Posted at 12:59:26 AM EDT.)
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Leaning Two
I'm going camping tonight, cause I made a lean-two out of some bags I found.
Link: Camp Out
(Posted at 09:53:48 PM EDT.)
Barn
I wonder what they keep in the barn...
Link: Barn
(Posted at 09:52:30 PM EDT.)
Dirty Dishes
So today I went into the lounge area and there weren't any dirty dishes in the sink. I opened up the cupboard and I be damned if there wasn't a whole stack of plates in there. They all had this little fern design on them. So I took about ten or so plates outs and I spit on each one. I spent all of lunch in the lounge. Two people came in and used two of the plates. Man, I am glad I have 8 more. 8 times the laughs!
(Posted at 09:35:06 PM EDT.)
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Freedom
Freedom is vast and I am curious about it. As a result, I beg you, let me see your wife's pussy, just for fun.
(Posted at 11:37:45 PM EDT.)
Melted
I span 79 times in the swivel chair and my brain was fried.
Link: Melties
(Posted at 07:27:54 PM EDT.)
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Whore
I was lost in Phili the other night. I was looking for Deleware Ave. and I went up to this really good looking lady and I asked her for directions. She told me and asked me if that was all I wanted. I said yes and I left. I think she was mad.
(Posted at 09:34:03 PM EDT.)
Pokeroni
My buddy Brian tells me that Pokemon Macaroni tastes way better than regular macaroni. Cool-Mo-D.
(Posted at 09:32:17 PM EDT.)
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Cryo
Any singular itemized unit dipped into liquid nitrogen will be edowed with the powers of cold fusion.
(Posted at 12:03:14 AM EDT.)
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Balls
I got 'em.
(Posted at 11:40:56 PM EDT.)
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H
I have the H's. I need some preparation for them.
(Posted at 09:17:52 AM EDT.)
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Make it so
Today, somebody asked me who I would be if I could be any character from a literary work, and i said Capt. Picard and they said "No", and I said "Make it so".
(Posted at 09:10:44 PM EDT.)
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Enemaologist
It is a disgusting practice if you ask me. I wouldn't even do it if I had really good kitchen gloves and was listening to free jazz. Hell, I wouldn't do it if I had a really nice B-Eye. I don't need a B-Eye. I can just go to the website. Screw those tubes. That is for nurses and perverts.
(Posted at 02:16:10 PM EDT.)
B-Eye
I wonder if the world looks prism like? I want a B-eye.
Link: Nice B-Eye
(Posted at 02:08:31 PM EDT.)
Forgot the page...
...here it is. Beetle Quake! All I know is I got first player, give me the gravis pad!
Link: Beetle Axis and Allies
(Posted at 02:06:37 PM EDT.)
Beetle Quake
I bet the people who made this page have never played quake. Just kidding, I shouldn't patronise. I should right them and ask them if they have beetle skins for quake or at least my Winamp.
(Posted at 02:03:24 PM EDT.)
The Beetle Problemo
I've got a beetle problemo. A lot of persons (who says persons? Everybody says "people"; but I just thought I'd use "persons" because I feel like saying "missing" before it) have roach problems. Not me though, I've got a beetle problemo. I can hear the little shits breathing at night.
(Posted at 01:54:48 PM EDT.)
The Bottom of my Slippers
The bottom of my slippers are completely blackened. I think they have mold growing on them.
(Posted at 01:51:31 PM EDT.)
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Goatee Mirage
I was wrong, I can't visualise the goatee in my head. I'd better just grow one and stop hallucinating.
(Posted at 09:38:13 PM EDT.)
But the epitome hip...
...would be to have each of the prongs decorated with a rubber band at the end. One blue rubber band and one red one. I can almost visualise it in my head.
(Posted at 09:35:22 PM EDT.)
Forked
Now a forked goatee, one of those double pronged numbers, that would truly be hip.
(Posted at 09:32:28 PM EDT
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Goatee
I'm growing one. I must be drunk.
(Posted at 09:27:35 PM EDT.)
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Fake Vampire Teeth
I know this girl who thinks she's a vampire and she tried to convince me she had fangs. They were fake. To think, she tried to pull the wool over my eyes.
(Posted at 04:47:50 PM EDT.)
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To his right, a red neon sign...
It says, Tubby.
(Posted at 06:20:13 PM EDT.)
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Her Ankle Ran all the Up
Is that a dolphin tattoo on your ankle? Can I see your pus... I mean, do you have any tattoos?
(Posted at 04:08:00 PM EDT.)
Demon Painter
How come the artists who draw those really cool looking Dragons, Demons and half naked ladies never make it into the big art galleries or Time Magazine as spotlighted artists for that matter?
(Posted at 06:40:34 PM EDT.)
Picio
Picio the fake Pokemon. He looks just like Pikachu but he has little stars in his eyes.
(Posted at 02:58:08 AM EDT.)
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Sure Fire Laughs Every Time
If you somebody says, "Hey, what's up?" - you say, "The sun." Everybody will be side split with laughter.
(Posted at 07:44:47 PM EDT.)
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Computer Beach Party
I've been wondering about just what "Computer Beach Party" is about. I've been thinking about it so much that last night I dreamt I saw it and it was awesome.
(Posted at 06:22:02 AM EDT.)
Heathrow Airport
Tel: 011-44-1895-431106
Fax: 011-44-1895-431109
Give them a shout.
(Posted at 05:31:55 AM EDT.)
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- Larry Snow
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