The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Pennies
I've got like 30,000 pennies. That Means I've got 300 dollars; just about the price of an X-Box.
(Posted at 7:26:47 AM EST.)
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Message from Larry Snow
The ceremonies are over. So whichever it was, the Devil or Corneal Mustard who
was swinging by my office today; they don't have to bother. I NEED to figure out
how to get onto the roof of the building now! Why does everything have to be so
difficult!
(Posted at 9:26:37 AM EST.)
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Thursday, January 17, 2002
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Message from Cal Ripken
If you want to win Jim, you have got to know what it feels like to loose. I know it may sound cheesy with me being a pro
athlete and all, but it is just like a good game of baseball. And Larry, another BBQ this Saturday at my place. So bring a bag
of Lays; cause check out what this week's "I bet you can't eat just one" dare is: Looser smokes some crack. You're going to
be soooo high is all I'm saying!
(Posted at 10:47:03 AM EST.)
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Wednesday, January 16, 2002
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Message from Will Rodgers
I'm so happy pappy we won this here ting tang that I'm gots me a whole bucket of
finger pickin chicken that I'm throwing inta the air!!! Chicken from
Heaven! The Lords Chicken tastes like amebiabrosia!!!! Even chickens are eating
the chicken!!!!
(Posted at 12:00:54 PM EST.)
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Tuesday, January 15, 2002
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Ohhhhh Nurse Alice!
Don't feel bad. Winning and loosing is like the cookie jar of life. Sometimes it is empty because I've emptied it myself. And
you, my little cookie of good fortune, can bring up Project Garjoe as much as your little heart desires. Project Garjoe, I believe
is going into effect next week. But I have to meet with Jim about it first. In the meantime Alice, how's about you and me
partake in the delights of some cookies!
(Posted at 11:27:39 AM EST.)
Message from Alice Woods
Hi. I feel badly about all this revoting stuff that is going on... I know it means a lot to TJ, but in the end I'm not sure if it is worth
it. Is winning really worth that much? I guess the only other thing I'd like to ask is about Garjoe again. I'm sorry to keep
bringing that up.
Alice Woods
Chook Industries
Health Advisor
(Posted at 11:23:44 AM EST.)
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Let Willy Wonka Games Celebrations Commence!
Before the celebrations and commentary begin, I just want to say that it is a privilege to award all winning
participators with their medals. I would also remind these players, that not everybody got a medal (Jim
Shooter did not get a medal) and to please bear this and the etiquette of good sportsmanship in mind and
action. That said, let the celebrations commence!
(Posted at 8:46:06 AM EST.)
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Final Score
Willy Wonka - 9 Jim Shooter - 0
Game Over
(Posted at 10:22:10 AM EST.)
Message from Larry Snow
I'd like to thank all the employees of Chook, especially those who brought gifts like Amazon.com (that book on the life of Ali is
great), for showing Jim the error in his thinking without making him feel like a complete jerk. I felt the whole session was
conducted in a very professional manner and hope to conduct like sessions in the future. And Alice, you are a little minx!
Woooo-weeee!!!
(Posted at 10:18:16 AM EST.)
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Thursday, January 10, 2002
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Score
Willy Wonka - 9 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 12:43:31 PM EST.)
Wonka.com
Wonka.com does not indicate that Willy Wonka is or was a real figure in history like Abe Lincoln or Moses.
Nice Willy Wonka Flash - Very Worthwhile.
(Posted at 12:42:07 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, January 9, 2002
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Score
Amazon.com didn't answer the question, so the score is still the same.
Willy Wonka - 8 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 8:35:45 AM EST.)
Amazon.com
Yes. Willy Wonka is a real movie, and you can buy it at:
Buy Willy Wonka Now
(Posted at 8:33:49 AM EST.)
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Score
Willy Wonka - 8 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 9:53:21 AM EST.)
Richard Pryor
Jim, Gene is all yours! And don't think he is going to give you a Blow Pop either. Every goddman time that bastard would ask
to see my ass, with the promise that he'd give me a Blow Pop if I showed him, he always said he forgot the Blow Pop and had
to go to his car to get it. DON'T THINK HE'S PAYING. Willy Wonka is NOT real and neither are the Blow Pops! I wonder if he even has a car.
(Posted at 9:52:05 AM EST.)
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But maybe you can Score...
A point with Gene that is.
(Posted at 12:00:29 PM EST.)
Score
Willy Wonka - 7 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 11:59:20 AM EST.)
Gene Wilder
Hey Jim, I don't think Willy Wonka is real, because I played him in a movie. But,
I'm real, and very single. How's about you and me go for a drink some time? And if
you like sweat stuff, have I got something for you if you know what I mean.
(Posted at 11:57:40 AM EST.)
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Score
Score
Willy Wonka - 6 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 8:59:37 AM EST.)
Karl Marx
Jim, if you of paid your membership fees on time, I would have said Willy Wonka was real. But I can't support you on this
one.
(Posted at 8:57:56 AM EST.)
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Thursday, January 3, 2002
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Memory
Jim.........
..........did you think I'd forgotten because of Christmas vacation?
Willy Wonka
I never forget.
(Posted at 6:30:45 AM EST.)
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Wednesday, January 2, 2002
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Christmas Vaction
I am back from Christmas Vacation.
(Posted at 12:45:16 PM EST.)
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Friday, December 14, 2001
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Score
Score:
Willy Wonka - 5 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 7:09:18 AM EST.)
John Deere
immy, I made you! And what is the thanks you give? Only you're back that you've turned on those who gave you a helping
hand when you needed it most. Now you lead the so-called sophisticated life of a socialite. Just like you've forgotten how to
ride a tractor, you've forgotten your friends. No, you only talk to people who play golf and hang at oxygen bars. You're a Jtraitor! Willy Wonka and is no more real than our friendship and I don't care about your new friends! So quit sending me
letters bragging about the high-life and all your playboy pow-wows. You're a RAT JIM SHOOTER, YOU'RE A FAT RAT
IN THE WORST WAY!!!
(Posted at 7:07:17 AM EST.)
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Thursday, December 13, 2001
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Message from Corneal Mustard - Fake Teeth?
Good God Girk Jim. How is she going to eat her KFC? You have no soul.
(Posted at 3:41:47 PM EST.)
Grim Jim
It is looking grim Jim. On that note, I'm gonna go snap into a Slim Jim.
Willy Wonka - 4 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 3:34:33 PM EST.)
Employee Message from the Whore Next-Door
The devil is right! Jimmy is going to burn! He slept with me too! He promised me
he buy me some new false teeth, but he hasn't yet! That filthy liar, telling fibs to a
helpless 72 year old woman! I hope he burns forever!!!
(Posted at 3:31:46 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, December 12, 2001
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Message from Corneal Mustard - The fake devil?
Jim, I've gotta burst you're bubble, you're point is getting revoked and given to Willy Wonka. If you had of counted carefully,
the devil should have been employee "4" and not employee "3". There was the Nurse, Wil, Cal and then the devil. It just like
Clue really. So that means, the devil was fake. When you found that 1-900 talk to satan number, that went to my office. It was me on the other end of the phone who said I'd vote for you. You didn't know it was me, because I've got one of those
gizmos that changes your voice over the phone. So I'm afraid we've gotta put the score back at:
Willy Wonka - 3 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 8:55:28 AM EST.)
Back in the game
It looks like you are still in the game Jim. I don't know if I'd want to be still in the
game that way, but I've got to hand it to you. You aren't vice president of Chook
for nothing. You're ruthless.
Willy Wonka - 2 Jim Shooter - 1
(Posted at 8:40:48 AM EST.)
Employee number three: The Devil
Jim is right about Willy Wonka, he's real. I know, because I've got Willy's soul just like I'm
gonna get Jimmy's for sleeping with those prostitutes! And to think, ol' Jim-bob is a
married man. What will his wife and kids say when Jimmy is roasting in hell? They'll
say "Burn Jim, Burn!!!!"
(Posted at 8:33:06 AM EST.)
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Tuesday, December 11, 2001
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Thanks Employee Ripken
Current Score:
Willy Wonka - 2 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 5:18:46 PM EST.)
Cal Ripken
I just popped by to say hey what's up Larry. And great time last week at the BBQ! Those BBQ-sauce ladies were something
else! To the point though, and let me say why I stopped by the office today. Willy Wonka is fake. Just because I got my
picture on the Big League Chew pack, doesn't mean that every individual who is pictured on candy is likewise real. Come on
Jim! Get with the program and quit striking out!
(Posted at 5:16:59 PM EST.)
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Monday, December 10, 2001
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Thanks Will
I guess that makes the current score:
Willy Wonka - 1 Jim Shooter - 0
(Posted at 5:30:06 PM EST.)
Message from Will Rodgers
Hi, I'm Will Rodgers. I don eat no canty, I jus eat finga liken chicken cuz itz goooooooood. Smack crackle pop chicken bone in wok with a little fish sauce. Nah, candy aint food, it is fake food. So anybody on a candy box has ita-ergo gotta be fake too!!! Well I gotta go hit the yard with a rake, and buy some dough to bake, and russle me some chicken and make some chicken fried steak.
(Posted at 5:26:01 PM EST.)
Uh-oh....
I'm a little late into the office today... Well, I guess I'll just have to make do on the
employee posting front and just work with whoever I can grab.
(Posted at 5:17:05 PM EST.)
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Nurse Alice
Alice, oh Alice! I love your nurse outfit! That is something swell! Hiring you was
defiantly the best thing I've ever done for Chook Industries. And I have absolutely
no idea what Garjoe is. But I'm glad you like it. So, stop by my office and we can
talk about it, and be sure to wear the nurse outfit. Hubba-hubba!
(Posted at 1:04:08 PM EST.)
Message from Alice Woods
I'm not really sure what to type other than I like working for Chook. I also wonder about the Garjoe theme and if Mr. Snow
knows when it is coming down?
Alice Woods
Chook Industries
Health Advisor
(Posted at 10:11:47 AM EST.)
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Thursday, December 6, 2001
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Message from Willy M. Wonka
Jim's mad again. He thought I was just going to talk about employee relations and not mention Willy Wonka anymore. Well
Jim, "I am not a crook, I am Willy M. Wonka."
- Willy M. Wonka
(Posted at 10:31:45 AM EST.)
Project: Goodwill-Willy Wonka
I Willy Wonka decry and decree, that after the botched Willy Wonka sessions with Jim Shooter, that Chook Industries will
band together to try and save Mr. Shooter from further embarrassment that he did not know who Willy Wonka was. This
grandiose cover-up will be a display of unity, team work and the love that is the human spirit, which was also employed in other famous cover-ups such as the Watergate. But where Watergate failed, Chook shall endeavor. To accomplish these ends,
Jim's posts about Willy Wonka will be the first in a series of posts by Chook employees on the Mind Lab. In these posts, I will
select an employee and have a chat. These chats will act as disinformation, and draw attention away from the fact that Jim
thought Willy Wonka was flesh and blood, just like Richard Nixon.
- Cordially Yours, Willy Wonka Esquire
(Posted at 10:27:46 AM EST.)
Message from Jim Shooter
After speaking at length today with Larry, I have agreed to be the first of a series of posters in a new project that Larry will be
overseeing on the Mind Lab over the course of the next couple weeks that aims to better employee relations. Larry
will be explain the purpose and projected goal of this project.
- Jim
(Posted at 10:08:20 AM EST.)
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- Larry Snow
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