The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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A Riddle of the Rat for the Power of the Mind to Solve
Who is Belloq? And who is the Brown Mouse? I know this much though, that the
Brown Mouse was born in the year of the rat. Now show me a can of Raid and my
mind e-rat-icate those bugs.
Belloq and the Brown Mouse
(Posted at 4:27:13 AM EST.)
The Power of the Mind
I just made a bug crawl backwards with my mind!
(Posted at 4:16:36 AM EST.)
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Eggs from last Easter
I kept a couple eggs over from last easter and put them in the communal fridge. They are really nicely decorated too. There is something magical about white crayon and dye eggs, even a year later.
(Posted at 11:26:07 AM EST.)
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Chook and Scooby Doo
My god, this movie looks incredible! I'm dead serious! They are really going out on
a limb and pushing the boundaries back. Chook is going to get in on the Scooby
Doo Bandwagon. This Big, This is REAL BIG, and I don't want to be left out.
Scooby Doo Movie Sneak Preview
(Posted at 10:25:22 AM EST.)
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Scooby Doo
I'm pretty excited about the Scoody Doo movie that is coming out. I have a feeling that it is going to be good unlike a lot of the
other cartoon based cinema outings. And I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about changing my name to Scooby Doo in
preparation for the release. Cause when you tell the ticket vendors that you share the same name as the movie's hero, you are
defiantly getting in for free.
(Posted at 6:32:31 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, March 27, 2002
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Writer's Guild Email
If I get another goddamn email from the writer's guild, I swear to God, I'm docking
Jimmy two weeks pay for not doing his job.
(Posted at 2:32:05 PM EST.)
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Oh..
That is Don Imus.
(Posted at 10:43:05 AM EST.)
Domn Hymus
We don't get Don Hymus here.
(Posted at 10:42:45 AM EST.)
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OH MY GOD
It's Monday and I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoButt even MORE THAN BEFORE!!! It is like doppler effect, they just keep retarding.
(Posted at 10:21:33 AM EST.)
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The comic doesn't even make any sense...
I mean seriously, what is it about? And what exactly are the things in the comic supposed to be? It is the dumbest thing I've
ever seen. I can't tell you how much I hate PuzzleMan and GekkoRex. It is a waste of time and money. I H A T E T H E M !!! May they rot in HELLL!!!!!!!!
(Posted at 5:12:58 AM EST.)
I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoMan
I've been up like 20,000 hours and I just came to a euphonious epiphany of mind,
body and soul - that I hate PuzzleYums and GekkoMan. God I hate em!
(Posted at 5:04:58 AM EST.)
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Auto Detail
The guy came by to detail my Hummer today. He left a lit cigarette burning in the ashtray and left streaks on the glass. That's the last time I "go" with the "getters", if you know what I mean...
(Posted at 7:01:12 PM EST.)
If you are traveling for Easter...
If you are traveling take the Chinese Greyhound. A lot of people don't
know that there is such a thing as the Chinese Greyhound. But it
exists. And I've ridden it many a night to Philly.
(Posted at 4:32:39 PM EST.)
Kazoos
Everyone poo-poo-ed and nay-nay-ed and said, it couldn't be true. But I knew it
was, just like I knew that the moon landings were fake cause John Glenn was a
Canadian. And you'd better believe they are shipping my order for free!
Kazoo
(Posted at 7:53:07 AM EST.)
The Latest in Lunacy
John Montgomery is completely and utterly nuts! He looks kinda of like me sitting in that office.
John Montgomery
(Posted at 7:32:18 AM EST.)
Web WKRP
I'd really like these people to make a web page for me. Their design is getting them
tons of hits. When you type in in WKRP on Goodle, it is the number one WKRP
site. There is a WKRP site above them actually, but they are an actual radio site.
WKRP
(Posted at 7:20:13 AM EST.)
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Free Stuff
When I was away on business once, this guy came up to me and offered me a free book about Jesus. He was obviously a cult member or something. I took the free book, (thinking it would at least give me something to read on the plane) and then the guy demanded a "donation"! I said no. So the guy follows me around the terminal demanding money and calling me names. And whenI tried to give the book back, he wouldn't take it! I bought him a ticket next to me on the plane. This way I would have someone to talk to. It also left him stranded in Pheonix, which made me feel good about all the shit I had to listen to from that nutcase.
(Posted at 10:29:27 PM EST.)
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Oh my god....
I'm gonna vomit.... I ate those eggs way, way too fast. I must have
eaten a dozen in - oh I'm gonna get sick.
(Posted at 9:53:03 AM EST.)
Eggs in the morning
Eggs in the morning eggs all the time, serve um up with bacon, and jelly
donuts fine!
(Posted at 9:24:01 AM EST.)
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Wednesday, March 13, 2002
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Talking with History
I just had a multi-billion dollar idea. What if you could talk to History, with a capital
H? Think about, History a bonified persona just like Jesus, with a capital J, or
Prince prior symbol era, with a capitol P. Wow.
(Posted at 10:21:23 AM EST.)
Call me Superman
Man that trip to New Jersey, I mean the Outer Banks was some really reall tough
stuff. The men were separated from the boys and I hurt my finger really bad. It still
hurts, but I'm not a boy with hurt finger; I'm a man, in fact the man, on the move and on the run from the New Jersey Devil with a hurt finger. Actually, I don't think it
hurts anymore. Call me Superman and if I see the Jersey Devil again he's going to
leave the ring with more than a couple cracked ribs.
(Posted at 7:24:52 AM EST.)
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Monday, February 11, 2002
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Memo
President Larry Snow will be away in the Outer Banks for the next month
investigating business opportunities. During his absence, Jim Shooter
will be acting President.
(Posted at 12:55:13 PM EST.)
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Shoe Idea...
I'm gonna write 1982 on the bottom of my shoe and put it in the hall and see what people do.
(Posted at 8:20:14 AM EST.)
Shoe
I'm getting pretty good at taking my shoe off and throwing it.
(Posted at 8:18:33 AM EST.)
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Thursday, February 7, 2002
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What is this...
500 word blurb... that doesn't make sense.
I'd better call the weather phone.
(Posted at 9:17:00 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, February 6, 2002
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The PAIN IS BLINDING
OHHHHHH MY !!!!
Where is Benji?
up ----- the telephone is ringing, I'd better get it.
(Posted at 7:31:02 AM EST.)
I just came screaming down the hallway and decked somebody, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER --- it was at about 200 hundred yards at oh,say 70-80 miles an hour. You can pick up a bunch of extra speed if you use the loading carts. But this time, I mugged up! I busted up my nose and now it is bleeding everywhere! I couldn't stop the flow so I broke into the women's bathroom and got some tampons out of the vendig machine, and crimped one up my nose. And now, OH MY GOD IT HURTS LIKE BITCH!!!! IT KEEPS SWELLEN AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OUT!!!!
(Posted at 7:28:11 AM EST.)
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Tuesday, February 5, 2002
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Walabee
Do walabees bite?
(Posted at 10:18:13 AM EST.)
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Super Bowl Monday Paper Chip Rage
Oh my God! I just realized when I posted my message yesterday in my drunken Super Bowl rage, that I lost Benji months
ago. That means nobody was guarding the door! Anybody, a hobo, a gypsy, a fireman, even a nun, could have seen the paper
chip drafts!!! I'd better speak to Clint pronto and have him do me up a couple fake paper chip drafts so as to divert the fire in my STOMACH THAT IS RAGING RIGHT NOW. I CANNOT THINK ABOUT THE SITUATION AT HAND!!! I
NEED TO CONCENTRATE! Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that thing of salsa.... I'll write that on my hand in permanent
marker and have it tattooed on me just like that guy in Mentos, the movie. Man, I still can't figure out how that they made a
Spanish candy commercial into a successful movie. It is beyond me.
(Posted at 9:36:21 AM EST.)
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Super Bowl Sunday
It's already been a super bowl Sunday. I ate too much "fire" salsa this morning and spent the past two hours on the can. We always rage early. Marcus made us all bloody marys. I hope the guys haven't seen the schematics for the 'paper chip'. I hung them in the study last night. I should have put Benji in there to guard the door...
(Posted at 4:24:37 PM EST.)
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Paper Basket of Money
I just balled up a piece of paper and threw it in the wastebasket. To think, if the paper chip were an actuality, my action would
have been equivalent to balling up 10,000 dollars, or maybe more.
(Posted at 9:57:33 AM EST.)
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Thursday, January 31, 2002
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That's odd...
I went to get a sausage, and when I came back some punk had slipped a paper on my car. I chased him across the parking lot in my Hummer. It's always something, isn't it?
(Posted at 2:33:54 PM EST.)
Comphumor
My new standup act is a riot. It's all about computers. Here are a few of the choice puns I'll be using: It's HARD to DRIVE, so my system CRASHED. It should have BACKED UP. Now it has a slipped DISC! I can't think of anything for motherboard or PCI...
(Posted at 12:14:35 AM EST.)
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Wednesday, January 30, 2002
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Papal Computer
It could be made of DIAMONDS!
(Posted at 11:53:55 PM EST.)
Paper Chip
What if - they had a computer chip made out of paper.
(Posted at 7:29:32 PM EST.)
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E.T.
I've had more E.T.s, but it is Friday. So, bye.
(Posted at 8:45:20 PM EST.)
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Thursday, January 24, 2002
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Eternal Thoughts
I think I need to insert more philosophy into my life.
(Posted at 7:23:43 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, January 23, 2002
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Laser Love
Zap.
Zap Zap Zap
(Posted at 10:53:41 AM EST.)
Quasar
Does anybody know if Quasar is part of the X-games?
(Posted at 10:25:47 AM EST.)
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Tuesday, January 22, 2002
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How did it arrive?
I don't know if it was intentionally placed here or not.... but it is quite disturbing and
it is probably going to take me a little time as to figure out what exactly I should do.
That's always a pretty hairy question when you get down to it.
(Posted at 3:27:43 AM EST.)
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Come visit my Mind Lab. It will be updated regularly by my mind. At some point, I will write up my biography and feature it here. That is also from my mind.
- Larry Snow
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