The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Friday, September 13, 2002
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Tic Tacs
I fit like 100 Tic Tacs in my mouth just now and it was tic-tac-a-licious.
(Posted at 8:17:24 AM EDT.)
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Friday, September 6, 2002
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Cows
I was thinking about all those contaminated cows a while back they were going to send into fields to check for mines. Another good use for them
might be test drugs on them, like LSD and crack so that we would know what the effects would be.
(Posted at 12:06:56 PM EDT.)
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Something in my sock
I just found a toenail clipping in my sock. I'd better not shout it too loud, otherwise everyone will want one in their's too.
(Posted at 7:27:51 AM EDT.)
Backpack
I usually don't let people get the better of me, but my cereal box Ghostbusters backpack just isn't looking so cool next to other's peoples packs.
The Competition
(Posted at 7:21:41 AM EDT.)
Cereal Boxes
I'm completely out of cereal boxes. Now I'm never going to be able to finish my
Ghostbusters backpack.
(Posted at 5:12:52 AM EDT.)
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Granpappa
Granpappa is coming!
(Posted at 4:55:42 AM EDT.)
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ViruaGirrrrrl!!!
Oh my God! It is just like a Tomagotchi that I can feed and pet!
Virtuagirl
(Posted at 9:42:22 AM EDT.)
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And Space Pens too 2...
And I guess I should add the blob the list. I bet even he couldn't melt a space pen and he was supposed to represent the
commies, who as reptilians emitted poison acid gases that could melt anything.
Space Pen
(Posted at 4:34:58 AM EDT.)
And Space Pens too...
And space pens are also indestructible like the wolf man.
Space Pens
(Posted at 4:30:47 AM EDT.)
Space Pens
I bet space pens are indescribable. Just like Dracula.
Space Pens
(Posted at 4:27:27 AM EDT.)
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SuperCroc
I seriously hope that the SuperCroc exhibit comes to the Ward Foundation.
SuperCroc
(Posted at 6:54:08 AM EDT.)
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The Nice Thing About Being a Computer
I was thinking, Nixon's dog, Checkers vs Chinook would even be cooler than Deep
Blue vs Chinook. But Checkers is dead. That is the nice thing about being a
computer. You may not get to eat Kibbles and Bits and hump, but you have a much longer life span than a dog.
(Posted at 6:54:57 AM EDT.)
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Deep Blue vs Chinook
Deep Blue vs Chinook would be an awesome cross-over, like Superman fighting
Batman or the time they put the Alien skeleton in Predator 2. Man that was
something wild.
(Posted at 7:10:44 AM EDT.)
Sick of Hobbits
I'm sick of Hobbits anyway. What I need to be worrying about is practicing checkers. I'm going to have to get a lot better if I'm going to beat Chinook.
(Posted at 7:05:57 AM EDT.)
The Sword of the Lord
I thought this was the new Lord of the Rings movie. But I don't think that it is.
The Sword of the Lord
(Posted at 7:04:16 AM EDT.)
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Building the Mexicrow
I think I figured out a way to build the Mexicrow. And a big one at that.
LSB
(Posted at 8:16:18 AM EDT.)
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Mexicrow
And thank God for the Mexicrow.
Mexicrow
(Posted at 3:14:48 AM EDT.)
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Mexico
Thank God for Mexico
Mexico
(Posted at 8:41:49 PM EDT.)
Bob Dick
Thank God for Bob Dick.
Bob Dick
(Posted at 8:39:08 PM EDT.)
LOTR
Thank God I've got the ring.
Ring
(Posted at 8:34:01 PM EDT.)
Rich
Thank God I'm Rich.
Rich
(Posted at 8:31:24 PM EDT.)
Fat
Thank God I'm Fat.
Fat
(Posted at 8:30:13 PM EDT.)
The Snow Leopard
The squinty eyed Snow Leopard has played guitar with the likes of Vince Gill. No joke.
The Snow Leopard
(Posted at 6:05:40 AM EDT.)
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The Ten Commandments
They should make it a law that if a person doesn't cry during "The Ten Commandments" that they are Un-American.
(Posted at 8:33:12 AM EDT.)
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What is the point?
Of a Granola bar made with a Butterfinger bar? Why not just buy the Butterfinger?
(Posted at 2:30:00 PM EDT.)
Information Progress Report
I am living proof that Information Age is a roaring educative success. Just the other day, I was talking to Neo in Circuit City, and Neo said he read on the Information Net that Monster Cables were the best for stereos and I threw him in a headlock and
got a 70% discount. As long as they don't check the video cameras like they did in 24, the customer is always right in this Age
of Information.
Information Progress Report
(Posted at 5:03:58 AM EDT.)
Progress Report
I would like a progress report.
(Posted at 4:37:07 AM EDT.)
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Moontang
That is what they call female astronaut.
(Posted at 9:43:16 AM EDT.)
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Car and Model and China Buffet
I don't think that domain name is taken...
(Posted at 9:28:54 AM EDT.)
Car and Model
Two of my favorite things in the world - together on one site! If they only had a China Buffet too, I'd be in heaven!
Car and Model
(Posted at 9:28:11 AM EDT.)
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Counseling
Now that I think about it... I think the joke was told by a stalker. Maybe I ought to get counseling.
(Posted at 6:28:47 AM EDT.)
Dream Joke
I had a dream the other night, and in the dream I told a joke. The joke went, "I saw you today" and the punch line was "I'll see
you tomorrow". In the dream it was very funny. But I don't get it now.
(Posted at 6:26:42 AM EDT.)
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Hunger...
Ohhhhhh.... I'm so hungry... I'm think I'm gonna die....
(Posted at 9:19:59 AM EDT.)
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Visting Hours
I sent a stripper over to the hospital for Jim. I hope they let her in.
(Posted at 7:46:51 PM EDT.)
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Voice Actors
Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks could do the voice of cat and dog respectively. Then it
would for sure be a box office smash.
(Posted at 4:51:39 AM EDT.)
American Beauty
And a movie about a dog who falls in love with a cat would be a whole lot better than
American Beauty. That paper bag stuff was dumb. Garbage is garbage no matter
how you go about it. I would have been incensed if I had of worked in the garbage
industry and seen that movie.
(Posted at 4:48:47 AM EDT
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A Great Movie
You know what would be a great movie? A movie about a dog who falls in love with a cat.
(Posted at 4:44:02 AM EDT.)
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Wednesday, April 10, 2002
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Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur
I wonder if Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur ever barfed.
(Posted at 2:06:09 PM EDT.)
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Harry Carrie Larry
It is my idea for a sitcom starring me and two female wiccans/ aerobics teachers
called Harry and Carrie and how I go from their land lord named Larry, i.e. Don Knotts 3s-a-company, to a
pimp type figure, called Thelonius Snakebite. The reoccurring line of the show will be one of the girls screaming, "Owww!
Something bit my leg!" every time I brush up against them and then me going
"Snakebite!!!"
(Posted at 10:21:14 AM EDT.)
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The Ant never gets the Butterfly
It is amazing. Just when I think nature will become cruel, it turns out to be just like a Bug's Life. CG and friendly.
Bugs
(Posted at 3:58:15 AM EST.)
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