Posted by THEE ORACLE on October 26, 2000 at 11:19:23:
In Reply to: A question for the Oracle posted by C. Giddings on October 26, 2000 at 05:56:57:
Numbers 14:24
Look, you are missing the whole point of THEE ORACLE'S existence.
I am here to bring fulfillment to peoples lives which have been torn apart by all manner of underhanded manipulation.
Let me be your gateway.
I will no longer answer
boring math questions or
bible verses.
Ask questions that can rekindle the deep meaning
of your soul and add countless hours of fun for you and your loved ones! Here I'll get you started...
Dear ORACLE, my husband has been staying at the office later and later lately. the other night he came home at 3:30 am. he explained that he was busy delving deep into the Muffin account and yada yada yada, he's really tired. ORACLE, do you think he's cheating?
THEE ORACLE: Yes, I'm afraid so, that diet the doctor put him on is too restrictive. I hate to be the one to tell you this but he has been stuffin' the muffins down his greedy gullet.
GLUTTONY is one of the seven deadly sins you know.