The Defection of Redd Dave


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Posted by Redd Caesar Dave on October 23, 2000 at 06:37:13:

C.Giddings, I'm afraid I'm not happy to see you. And I'm really glad Bomar has not posted yet, in fact I hope he never posts again. Spike, you tag-along puppy, I'm not happy to see you either. At least Bomar and Giddings were the first people here. You are just a poser wanna-be who is trying desperately to be their friend. And liquid poet, your poetry sucks ass. I've read better stuff in Highlights. It feels so good to speak my true feeling to you all. The reason why is because Team Redd Dave is finished. That's right, it is capputs, no more, nada, and the works. Actually it never existed at all. I'm not a commie you pricks. I guess I owe you this much, I work for the Military. That's right you dumb bitches. How does that feel. I'll say it again, "You dumb bitches". Ha, Ha, Ha. Have you ever heard of secret-ops? Well I'm double-o Redd Dave. Everything I've posted was a lie, a lie in the biggest of ways. It was a tragic lie and you were the tragedies of my mastermind-lie because you believed it. Ha, ha, ha. Now with my true identity exposed I can go back to join the Military. That's right, I work for General Malcom O'Shea. I'll give you a moment to pick up your jaws. I can also reveal my full name now. Redd Caesar Dave. Oh it feels so good to once again put on my true identity. Well you bitches, I'm VOTING BUSH 2000. Now, lead me to victory O General. Ha, Ha, Ha.

Redd Dave


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