Posted by General Malcom O'Shea on October 15, 2000 at 07:49:49:
You FUCKS, Let me clear the record. And don't think I'm getting off track from my mission either, I'm just taking time out to tell you all that you can fucking suck my dick. Many eon ago I came to your fucking piece of SHIT board, Jerk Off the Circle, and wrote a simple appology. Soon after, for no other reason than to appease you high and mighty ideals of truth, you all began to show up here like a bunch of born again Christians and tell me my business. Why are you still here? Didn't you start some fag poetry list? Go there. Don't keep on talking about me. Do you know why I'm so hostile to you all? Because I DON'T LIKE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. I am not a FUCKING homophob or a BIGOT. I empower the language and you all can't stand it. Yes limp dicks, I'm 10,000 times as poetic in my prose as you can dream of. Why? Because I'm not scared to USE MOTHER FUCKING WORDS TO ADD A BIT OF COLOR TO THE FACT THAT YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK. I can't help that you are a bunch of guys who wish they were girls and identify with the hippie movement. Do you know why you are all talking about The Bodygaurd? Because you all wish that you were Whitney Housten and I was Kevin Costner protecting your asses. Yes YOU FUCKS LOVE ME, and PLAY WATERSPORTS on one another's faces in glee when I post. No matter how much you piss on one another's faces though, I will always, always FUCKING HATE YOU. For there is one problem with you equation? I AM NOT MOTHER FUCKING KEVIN COSTNER:
I AM
GENERAL MALCOM O'SHEA
and I say "FUCK YOU". Bomar writes, "Why am I soft in the middle, when my life is so hard?" Cause you've never had a real woman and you fondle yourself in the dark when you read liquid poet's poems. POEMS MAKE ME SICK. Do you know what poems are? Poems are written by people who can't get laid. That is fucking right. Straight people who get laid don't read poetry, gay people who get laid don't read poetry, nope ONLY FUCKS WHO ARE SOFT IN THE MIDDLE, to use BOMARS words, read POETRY AS A SUPLLEMENT FOR CUNT OR DICK IN THE ASS. And liquid poet, currency? How about I shove a ten dollar bill up your ass and send you to the moon like John Glenn. FUCK OFF. To conclude:
I HATE REDD DAVE.
General Malcom O'Shea