Posted by Redd Dave on October 10, 2000 at 05:04:08:
Well this is good. The Military is finally launching the Mission again. Exciting. I too await Tuesday 1700 hours.
Sergeant, you know that I'm communist. That is unspoken. Don't act stupid. Why do you think the Military and I fight? However, I don't refer to myself as a "commie" for the same reason people in fraternities don't refer to their fraternities as "frats" because it carries a derogatory connotation with it. I am a communist. The ironic parts of my communism are:
1. I'd sleep with Jane Fonda even though I think she is a twat. I'd even eat her box out and still think she was a twat. I'd even eat out old and wrinkled Jane Fonda. Eeeeeoooooooooo.
2. I've never read any Marx. I'm like the Coen brother's who claimed that they had never seen Ulysses in the opening credits of "Oh Brother, Where Art Though".
3. Team Redd Dave bones up on communist ideology for me, so I am saved the hassle and they can spout it out like you Bomar. Bomar, you make Team Redd Dave proud. You get the litte Redd sticker of the week.
Redd Dave