Posted by Samuel Sollars on June 16, 2001 at 12:56:31:
Why Jesus is better than Santa Claus, ok here we
go.
SANTA lives at the North Pole...
JESUS is everywhere.
SANTA rides in a sleigh...
JESUS rides in a 1979 Cadillac convertible with
gold trim, hydraulic system and 22" rims.
SANTA comes but once a year...
JESUS is an ever-present help.
SANTA fills your stockings with goodies...
JESUS supplies all your needs.
SANTA comes down your chimney uninvited...when
you might be masterbating.
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then
enters your heart when invited.
You have to wait in line to see SANTA.
JESUS is ahhh...I dont think you have to wait in
a line to see JESUS.
SANTA lets you sit on his lap.
JESUS lets you sleep on his lap.
SANTA doesn't doesn't know your name, all he can
say is, "Hi little boy or girl, what's your
name?"...
JESUS knew our name before you knew it. Not only
does He know your name, He knows our address too.
He knows about your secrets, yes there is no
runnning from JESUS. He even knows how many hairs
are in your butt crack.
SANTA has a belly like a bowl full of jelly.
JESUS has a heart full of love.
All SANTA can offer is HO HO HO...
JESUS offers health, hope, and love...not to
mention a lot of time going to church with your
family really early in the morning.
SANTA says, "You better not cry"...
JESUS says, "Cast all your cares on Me for I care
for you."
Guys, some of these are really corny...I'm not
religous, I'm just making this crap up.
SANTA'S little helpers make toys...
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts,
repairs broken homes, and builds playboy
mansions.
SANTA may make you chuckle, but...
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
While SANTA puts gifts under your tree...
JESUS died on a tree...erm, I mean cross.
It's obvious there is really no comparison
between the too. We need to remember WHOM
Christmas is all about.
We need to put Christ back in CHRISTmas.
JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!...hey that
rhymes.
Yes, JESUS is better. He is even better than
Santa Claus.