Posted by Newbe Little Brit on March 02, 2001 at 21:40:25:
Thats it.
I've had it with you guys.
I come on here because I am lonely, because my girlfriend dumped me. I come on here because my
welfare has been cancelled. I come on here because
my favorite fire arm has jammed when I tried to shoot
a beer can off my fence. I've come on here to speak
to real people, to find that illusory place where everybody knows your name, a place where there is a norm and a Cliff, perhaps even a woody or a sam (but not a carla because i didnt find her funney). Are there such places on the internet? can an impersonal form breed more personal relationships than I have been able to forge in the K-mart over the meat counter on singles night. I hoped so. but no none of you were here, no none of you. I hope you were having a good time because I just sat here wallowing and then when I got more depressed I sat here masturbating and when that didnt cheer me up I drank a bottle of whisky and listened to my neighbours having sex on one side and on the other a domestic row which ended when he hit her. Does everybody feel like this or is it me. Maybe it is the menapause but more than likely i am just at an awkward age.
I hope not but I will never know. Pleased to meet you though.