Posted by Ultra SSJ5 Oozaru Majin Gogetenks on February 21, 2001 at 09:18:50:
In Reply to: ... posted by Redd Dave on February 21, 2001 at 07:13:25:
I just got an email from "Dave" of "Quiksilver Enterprises Inc." trying to sell a CD of stuff that he got banned on ebay trying to sell. Is that you Dave? Is this what you do so you can have all this free time to post stuff on the Chook Message Board? You'd better fess up, 'cuase I just when MAJIN!
oh yeah, don't try to get yourself off of that list like it says, you'll just get more spam.
Dear fellow Internet user,
I offered this CD for sale on my website a few months ago and here's what
happened. I got an email from my webhosting company saying that the CD
contained information considered "harmful" in certain countries, and that I
could not legally sell this on the Internet. They threatened to shut down
my website if I did not remove the ad immediately. A firm believer in free
speech, I refused to stop selling it and I lost my website. From then on,
I called it the "Banned CD"!
So why did they ban it? Maybe they figured you shouldn't have access to
this type of information, or maybe they didn't think we could
cram all of these programs onto one CD Rom. I'll let you decide.
This CD will teach you things that Uncle Sam, your creditors, your boss, and
others just don't want you to know. I am not responsible for how you use
some of this information and it is provided for educational purposes only.
Here are just a few of the things you will learn ...
*** Find confidential info on anyone in 30 minutes or less on the Internet.
You'll be able to track down your old flame, find out how much money
your ex is hiding in their bank account, or run a background check on
proespective client or employee. Even government agencies have trouble
obtaining much of this information. You will have all the resources of
any professional investigator right at your fingertips - on your home
computer!
*** List of companies who will issue you a college degree (including a Phd.)
for a fee. No study required!
*** Learn how to get FREE cable and DSS channels, including the adult
stations and Pay-Per-View!
*** How to Obtain Microsoft Products absolutely FREE, the safe and LEGAL way!
*** List of suppliers of "questionable" items, such as rare chemicals,
detonators, timers, fcc banned communications devices, scanners,
night vision goggles, automatic trigger mechanisms, armor piercing
bullets, silencers, passports, fake identification, and everything else
that you won't find in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine!
*** Find products to resell on the web with our Wholesale Directory containing
over 1 million (that's right, one million!) wholesale sources for
computers, electronics, beanies, trend items, jewelry, cars,
collectibles, and everything else!
*** Over 25 million email addresses, fresh and targeted! You can use these
to contact the people and send them your advertisements.
*** Find out how to get a completely new identity. Disappear without a trace!
*** Find out how to ERASE bad credit and even create a whole new file in the
credit bureau computers.
*** Learn how to beat the IRS. Tax tips for the rest of us.
*** Complete guide on how to claim public land offered by the Government.
You can find your dream home for a ridiculously low price or buy
properties to resell for a huge profit!
*** Accept checks from your customers by fax, phone and email with the full
working version of Checker Software included!
*** Business software to help you run your small business, including label
maker software, money management software, IRS forgiveness program,
database software, and much more.
*** A huge collection of screensavers, graphics, clipart, and desktop themes
to spice up your computer.
*** MUCH, MUCH MORE that we don't have room to list!
Ask yourself this question: where else will you find such a HUGE collection
of information and software on one CD? And who else would dare sell you a
CD containing so much "contraband" info? It was banned on the web, has been
prohibited in THIRTY THREE countries, and will soon be unavailable in the USA.
If you wait more than a few days to order this CD, I can't guarantee I will
be able to sell it. Get this CD *** NOW *** before it is banned forever!
We only have 150 copies left of the Banned CD. After that, it will
never be sold again. Print out the order form below and send
within 5 days of recieving this email to get your copy of the Banned CD!
We will refund your money immediately if you aren't FULLY SATISFIED!
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"Banned CD"
Price: $19.99 + $4.01 Shipping
HOW TO ORDER BY MAIL: Print out this order form and
send cash, personal check, money order or cashier's
check to the address listed below:
Quiksilver Enterprises Inc.
PO Box 6688
Spartanburg, SC 29304
Your Shipping Information:
Your Name_____________________________________________
Your Address__________________________________________
Your City_____________________________________________
State / Zip___________________________________________
Phone #: _____________________________________________
(For problems with your order only. No salesmen will call.)
Email Address________________________________________
[ ] YES! Please rush order my "Banned CD"!!
* Please check one of the following payment options:
[ ] I am mailing my credit card number. (Note your
card will be charged for $24.00)
[ ] I am enclosing a check or money order for $24.00
If paying by credit card, please fill in the information
below:
Credit Card Number:________________________________
Expiration Date:___________________________
Signature:_________________________
Date:____________________
Note - If ordering outside continental US, please
include $5 for S&H
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