Posted by Redd Annotation Dave on January 26, 2001 at 07:34:19:
In Reply to: The Big Question, After All posted by Anal Reaper on January 25, 2001 at 22:49:56:
>Why are any of us here at all?
Well I'm here because I'm hunting the General and this is the base I currently work out of.
>Posting poetry that *immedietely* becomes the property of Chook Industries (a very >cute move,
Although, they've made no move to update their page in a very long time. Besides, Chook Industries is agreeably a do-nothing big-stupid. I wouldn't go as far to say they are clever and whatnot about contractual BBS agreements. Most telemarketing-services have a very similar thing except theirs is called "quality recording".
>on their part, if you've read their terms of service, et cet)... coming together to celebrate, >or bedevil, or doubt the existence of
>certain other people on the board...
I fear no matter what goes on this board you people think that I'm at the center of it. Maybe it can't be helped. Still, I've never doubted you people's existence. You're all pretty real to me. I don't know if I'd call you my best friends though… Spike wanting to chloroform me and superglue my face up is a bit disturbing… I seriously wonder about you all sometimes. Do you have hobbies?
>Or are we all just Dave? Just the two of us. You, the reader, and Redd Dave. Its not >masturbatory in any way. It is, instead,
>decidedly sexual. All are neuter, on the internet.
Watch it buster, you're assuming a couple things. I'm a girl for starters. Girls don't masturbate as much as guys and can usually find people to help them out in which case it is no longer masturbation.
>It isn't a place for all the world to come together. It is merely you, and the machine. >Dave is the machine, and that is the secret.
You should write for the X-Files. Who are you really? Batman?
Redd Annotation Dave