Posted by General Malcom O'Shea on October 05, 2000 at 20:14:06:
Dear Team Redd Dave,
Take YOUR CANDY LAND GAMES, STICK THE PIECES IN YOUR ASSES AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES BEFORE THEY FALL OUT. By single fact that you
have all remained on this board for NO FUCKING REASON THAT I CAN FATHOM, I'm sure the CANDY LAND RUN would provide you all with new worlds of amusement.
You are fucking retards. How do you manage to all post like a cheerleader squad under my message that was aimed mostly at Redd Dave? Maybe you are in
fact on his team. I expected that FUCK to reply back, but I left your FUCKING PUNK-ASS NAMES OFF THE ROSTER BECAUSE I WANTED TO CUT YOU A FUCKING BREAK. And yet you all post to me. Like I fucking asked for a response from you twats. And I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING FISTFULLS OF A FUCKING SHIT SHOVELED INTO YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTHS WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK ANYWAY. A
Reminder: YOU came HERE. Shit was just fine here before you bitching Marxists turned up and started to breed your hippie fucking commune. Put clay and berry tints on each other tits somewhere else. And whichever one of you fucks commented that my post wasn't as good as my old ones, THAT IS BECAUSE MY POST WAS A BIG "FUCK YOU" TO REDD DAVE, NOT FOR YOUR FUCKING
AMUSEMENT. Go watch fucking Cheers or Cliff Claven-Python-Festershit or whatever the fuck you dickless wonders are into. And Random Chick, addressing me as honey, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU CAN CALL ME
HONEY TILL IT FUCKING DUMPS OUT OF MY SHIT HOLE AND THEY OPEN UP AN IHOP UNDER MY ASS. TAKE YOUR FUCKING 50's BANTER, PULL ON A POODLE SKIRT RANDOM CHICK, AND FUCKING FLOAT AWAY LIKE DOROTHY. And SPIKE. FUCK YOU. Who are you Spike? Why are you here? Fuck off, you fucking dumb fucking cunt. And all this fucking poetry shit going on and happening man, well FUCKING TAKE YOUR HIPPIE BONGOS AND EAT YOUR GORE-BRAND PEYOTE IN SOME OTHER TENT. I CAN'T WAIT TILL BUSH GETS IN SO HE CAN OUTLAW FUCKING HIPPIES AND THEIR STEPHEN HAWKING DRIBBLING POETRY. FUCK YOU ALL, YOU WORTHLESS
FUCKERS. REALLY, FUCK YOU ALL.
General Malcom O'Shea