Posted by Spike on December 10, 2000 at 13:29:57:
In Reply to: Listen man... cut it out! posted by Redd Dave on December 10, 2000 at 05:57:24:
The way I see it you have a few options.
First, Prozac has been proven useful not only to decrease anxiety, but also lower your sex drive which seems to be the root of your problems. this does not have to be a long term treatment you just might need to get over the "hump" of your current crisis. Secondly, you could numb your pain with an excessive amounts of alcohol. I would not advocate this as it only puts off suffering till later, plus drunks in love are really pathetic and disgusting. Your third option is to look into the possible use of a surrogate "lover". I would have to advise against "booty call" at the local dive bar since this usually leads to "coyote arm". There have been significant improvements in the "love doll" industry. realdoll.com has some realistic silicone robobabes that are molded from casts of women that make Bo Derek look like a five. The drawback that they cost about six grand, and no, you can't rent them by the hour. I could go on and on but I have a real wife and I must pay some attention to her or I may be facing divorce proceedings.
In conclusion let me say that I hope this didn't come off as callous and sarcastic, but as you know I am callous and sarcastic. Just know that I've been through much worse(wait for the mini-series)and as J Geils said....LOVE STINKS!