Posted by C. Giddings on November 30, 2000 at 19:51:05:
I used to be all for the elimination of stupid people from the gene pool. Then I joined the Coast Guard, and I realized something. Without stupid people, I'd be out of a job. Think about it; do smart people go to sea in the middle of a storm in a 22-foot sailboat? No, because they have a brain. Stupid people do dumb things and they need to be rescued. Ergo, I need a certain amount of stupid people on earth to procreate so I can have some kind of job sercurity. Interesting thought, 'eh?