The Mind Lab of Larry Snow
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Monday, November 17, 2003
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Today's Poem
*Fart*
*Belch*
*Burp*
*Fart*
*Belch*
*Burp*
*Fart*
*Belch*
*Burp*
*Fart*
*Belch*
*Burp*
*Fart*
*Belch*
*Burp*
*Fart*
*Belch*
*Burp*
*Fart*
*Belch*
*Burp*
aaahhhhhhhhhh......
~FIN~
(Posted at 1:19:08 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, October 1, 2003
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Crazy Mama
And all these years I thought she was a truck driver. But she isn't.
The Real Crazy Mama
(Posted at 3:39:24 AM EDT.)
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Wednesday, September 3, 2003
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Welcome to Googleopolis
As the writer of the Google, Google-Keeper of Google today and procrastinator
of the Google to come; I have constructed a monument celebrating my
google-genius. It is Googleopolis. And this is it. Welcome. For soon
Googleopolis, like my title, will no longer be dream but reality of Google, a
future of Goolge, which will spawn my army of followers, the Googlelings, a
race who I also just created.
(Posted at 12:46:28 PM EDT.)
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I AM THE GOOGLE-KEEPER
What an epiphany? It’s like I have the ability to write Webster’s dictionary, except for it isn't Webster's, it is Google. For I am the Google-Keeper - the only one EVER. You know how I know? Cause the word “Google-Keeper” isn’t in Google either! Cause I just invented the WORD – I AM A GOD
I AM
THE
GOOGLE-KEEPER
(Posted at 4:51:05 PM EDT.)
WHODAHEY IS NOW IN GOOGLE
It is like I'm the first man on the moon - like I've done something no one has ever done before. You know what, it isn't even like I'm the first man on the moon; it is like... I'm the first man on "Mercury". Who said Mercury was too hot to support human life. I'm there now just like WHODAHEY IS IN GOOGLE FOREVER
(Posted at 4:42:53 PM EDT.)
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Whodahey
Whodahey still doesn't show up on Google. Google must be broke.
(Posted at 2:05:23 PM EDT.)
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Dammit
It hasn't worked yet. I just tried typing "whodahey" into Google and I still got no hits. The good news is this means that I Larry Snow am faster than the internet.
(Posted at 2:53:04 PM EDT.)
Google
When you type "whodahey" in on Google, you get no hits. Now however, that maybe forever changed. Whodahey.
(Posted at 2:51:38 PM EDT.)
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Sandwich Tray
I'm going to get one of those sandwich trays just to have around. From now on, I want nothing but little triangular sandwiches for lunch. And NO TUNA PAM!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???!??!?!
(Posted at 11:57:30 AM EDT.)
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Are Feet Food?
I took off my sock to pick my toe; and I was thinking… why does my food smell like food? Do I want to eat it? Surely not. Then it dawned on me that it smelled just like salt n vinegar french fires.
(Posted at 3:44:57 PM EDT.)
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Man...
I need some Andy Capp Hot Fries right now.
(Posted at 8:10:17 AM EDT.)
Dee Dee at the Pool
But you know what is funnier, pushing somebody in a pool. Like what if Dee Dee pushed her friend Boo Boo into the pool. Nothing is funnier than pushing somebody in the pool. Not even Andy Capp is funnier than that.
(Posted at 8:09:14 AM EDT.)
Dee Dee
This weekend I met a girl called Dee Dee. Wouldn't it be funny if she had a friend named Boo Boo.
(Posted at 8:07:39 AM EDT.)
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Bellybutton
I just cleaned my bellybutton out something mean with the master key to the building.
(Posted at 2:44:09 PM EDT.)
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Tiny Camel
OH MY GOD
I need this....
Tiny Camel
(Posted at 12:44:18 PM EDT.)
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Candy
I'm eating candy
(Posted at 10:36:40 AM EDT.)
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National Voice Screensaver
If I was a corporal and they crucified me so that WORLD WAR I could stop, that would be just like I was Jesus Almighty Christ and then I’d shout with my National Voice: “WHERE IN WORLD WAR I, IS MY SNOOPY DOG AND SOPWITH CAMEL”. And if I had my Royal Gaurdsman Album, I'd put it on and sing along with my National Voice. Think of all the lives I'd screensave.
National Voice Screensaver
(Posted at 3:17:40 PM EDT.)
National Voice
Today I was practicing my national voice. I just kept nationalizing everything. Even Snoopy the Puppy Dog - my favorite puppy DOG - HIT him with the PUPPY LOG
(Posted at 12:00:49 PM EDT.)
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Free Stuff 2
Actually I'm kidding. I don't really do that.
(Posted at 11:29:10 AM EDT.)
Free Stuff
People are always like, "I love free stuff", and I'm like, "Do you like rocks and dirt?" and then I grab and handful of dirt or rocks and jam it in their face and I'm like "SO HOW DO YOU LIKE FREE STUFF NOW". Then they change their minds.
(Posted at 11:05:08 AM EDT.)
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She likes me
I think the little Taiwanese girl likes me. She gave a brown hardboiled egg that she'd been
keeping in her cupboard. All for me!
(Posted at 1:53:40 PM EDT.)
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Larry's Recipe for Caffeinated Rice
1. Get your rice cooker.
2. Put in 1/2 cup of rice and 1/2 of cup of water (or however you normally prepare your rice in the rice cooker - I always add
a bit more than a 1/2 cup of water).
3. Add a teaspoon of instant coffee (or however much you'd use to make yourself one cup)
4. Stir it up to make sure the instant coffee dissolves into the water. It may be easier to add the water and coffee first and the
rice last.
(Posted at 12:05:23 PM EDT.)
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Employee BBS Update TIME
I'd better do another update.
(Posted at 8:21:58 AM EDT.)
Soap Shavings
I put some soap shavings in my underwear. It is a good way to keep clean all day.
(Posted at 8:20:13 AM EDT.)
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I did an Employee BBS Update
I thought it was pretty good. Maybe the best ever. How come nobody is here...
(Posted at 11:42:00 AM EDT.)
If Chook is now open...
Then how come no one is here... I'd better update the employee BBS.
(Posted at 11:39:16 AM EDT.)
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CHOOK IS NOW OPEN
You know it is has been like 10 months since for no REASON I closed CHOOK DOWN. But today, I realized that the
English language makes no sense. Like, you know the phrase, "the fabric of time"? Well now, how come they don't use cotton in place of time?!?!
If they did, then it would parallel, cause cotton makes fabric not TIME. But NOBODY KNOWS WHY!!! IT IS TRULY A
CONUNDRUM!!!
(Posted at 11:38:13 AM EDT.)
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Monday, February 24, 2003
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Owwww
These new sneakers make my feet ache. I'm taking them back tonight. I should have bought a pair of Timbo's instead.
(Posted at 2:56:22 PM EST.)
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Tuesday, February 18, 2003
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Winter Time
I love it when we get a February snow storm like this. I mean, you think winter is all over and done with, and then, BAM! Sneaks up on ya'. Times like these I really appreciate that Hummer V.2.0 I got sitting out there. If I can get to my parking space, then I don't let them plow the lot. If I can do it, everyone should be able to. Jim said, "Not everybody has a Humvee, Larry..." That's right Jim. Not everybody does. Some of us drive RAV-4's . And by the way, Jimmy, It's Tuesday, 10:20 am, and you're late to work.
(Posted at 9:18:15 AM EST.)
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Thursday, January 30, 2003
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2 Big Macs
Dinner is served! 2 Big Macs for 2 bucks- that's what I call delicious!
(Posted at 9:12:13 PM EST.)
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Thursday, December 19, 2002
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Larry Claus
Larry Claus will be in the building all day today. If you see Larry Claus, don't forget to ask for a special treat! If you've been nice all year, Larry Claus just might have a little something for your! Ho ho ho!!!!
(Posted at 8:33:41 AM EST.)
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Wednesday, December 18, 2002
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Ho Ho Ho!
I can hardly wait! 7 days and counting! I wonder what Santa is going to bring me this year. Whatever it is, I hope it's Asian...
(Posted at 6:44:27 PM EST.)
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Thursday, December 12, 2002
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Cryogenics
I wonder if I should get into cryogenics. I heard that Walt Disney made a fortune off of it.
(Posted at 4:58:56 PM EST.)
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Yay Pam!
Pam guessed that I was in my office. Kudos, Pam. Can't put one past you!
(Posted at 2:16:52 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, November 27, 2002
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Trav-A-Larry
That's my name! It's almost turkey day and I'm on the road! Nobody knows where I am, either. I bet they'll never guess it in a million years.
(Posted at 9:45:37 AM EST.)
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Monday, November 25, 2002
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On the road
Big bad Larry-daddy on the road! Where is he? Got the laptop in the hotel- mobile Larry, telecommuting. I'll pay a week's vacation to anyone who can correctly guess where Larry is.
(Posted at 2:42:47 PM EST.)
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Friday, November 22, 2002
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BOLD
I like my coffee bold. I told Lindsey that I like my coffee strong, and she said "No. You like your coffee bold." How do you argue with that? Apparently I like it bold.
(Posted at 1:11:43 PM EST.)
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Wednesday, November 20, 2002
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Poetry Reading
Man. I've been thinking about my Poetry Reading all day now. I'm pretty excited.
(Posted at 12:19:28 AM EST.)
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Tuesday, November 19, 2002
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Technology.
My new computer has a black keyboard. The keys are grey. The IT guy said it makes them easier to press, that way I won't get carpool tunnel syndrome. I think he's right- they ARE easier to press.
(Posted at 2:25:27 PM EST.)
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Come visit my Mind Lab. It will be updated regularly by my mind. At some point, I will write up my biography and feature it here. That is also from my mind.
- Larry Snow
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